Christians hate atheists for their freedom?

It makes sense if you think about it.  Christians have this all-powerful authoritarian figure telling them how to live out their lives.  Not only do you get punished horribly for stepping out of line, but this authoritarian is omni-present and will always catch you.  There is literally no freedom to do anything.  The most amazing thing is they don't realize this, or don't admit it.  This God does a better job than Big Brother could ever possibly dream.  But deep down in their hearts, they know they are being watched and controlled and it makes them angry to see those of us who are free.  Thus, they lash out at us.  Please do no fault them for it though, imagine how quickly you would become like that if you knew there was someone watching and condeming you every time you masturbate.

I think we should help our christian brethren escape this oppressive fascist called God.

>>160 Certainty? I'm certain that I have no ground on which to call bullshit on those that accept the possibility that a sentient entity we can not find as of writing once acted upon us and still does. It's when these people (christians, muslims and other unpredictable types) think and say we should act with this notion in consideration that I reach for sharp objects in the vicinity. We do not need to fuss about the jurisdiction and judgement of a super/sub-dimensional being when we have empirical, logical, solvable and very worldly problems in this dimension - many of which are caused by these irrational bastards in the first place.
As for your knee-jerk attempt to dismiss my self-nomination as haphazard and incomplete, I proud myself of being a non-convinced human being who look at facts before aligning my actions. How old are you? What have you experienced that allows you to thump your chest? Does a more varied and lengthy relationship with the environment intrinsically make for a more credible and balanced organism? Is theoretical conviction even desirable and a positive trait in a complex reality? I know I'm being a precocious little motherfuck who'll probably be having different opinions in the future - but since your alpha-male calumny holds little value to me I figured we could dance a little.