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The Chinese Apocalypse is Coming

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-07 22:40 ID:z16xmrYp

HEAR YE HEAR YE THE END IS NEAR *Sandwich board*

Gentlemen, consider this. 

There are almost as many Chinese internet users as American ones. 
Except China still has 80% of its population to hook up to the internet, far outnumbering Americans even if we were all INTERNET EXPERTS.

In 20 years, the Chinese will be everywhere.  They'll penetrate into foreign sites, with their godless heathen language. 

Imagine this:  You're on 4chan.  You make a post, 5 Chinese people disagree with you.  Half the boards and forums are full of Chinese, with their strange foreign memes and pop culture. 

Americans, being confident and short-sighted, envision an English speaking internet for the future.  But in reality the Internet will be dominated by China with sheer numbers.

What will the internet become?  Discuss.

Name: 無名 2007-08-07 23:15 ID:EjwCXg+W

"Discuss"? Discuss what, newfag? If you are not an idiot, you'll just have to brush up on your Mandarin. If you are an idiot...GTFO MY INTRAWEBZ!

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Name: P 2007-08-08 0:14 ID:9zZE5+wT

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Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 1:37 ID:MUmWqIbJ

>>2
Chink alert, post ignored

Name: RedCream 2007-08-08 2:29 ID:4Nv3sVWn

CHINAPOCALYPSE
CHINAPOCALYPSE
CHINAPOCALYPSE
CHINAPOCALYPSE
CHINAPOCALYPSE
CHINAPOCALYPSE
CHINAPOCALYPSE

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 11:23 ID:S1afy0yB

我喜欢中国。

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 12:00 ID:uS6NbhPX

>>7
ching chang chong ching chong

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 15:00 ID:fdN6RePb

>>8
>>5

Stupid racist dumbass. Post ignored.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 15:37 ID:InqSMHkz

>>9
WHY U NO RIKE?

WE ANONYMOUS
WE ARE REGION
WE NO FORGIVE

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 16:39 ID:S1afy0yB

>>10
Actually Chinese has both an r sound and an l sound.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 17:12 ID:kAuePn4D

But they can't use it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-08 20:54 ID:AfH7Qxvd

>>9
Racism doesn't apply when it's chinks, why wouldn't you hate them? 

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-09 5:45 ID:l8mDe2c6


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Name: Anonymous 2007-08-09 17:17 ID:3s/RG7jv

Mandarin really isnt that hard to learn guys. Trust me I'm a scientist. A chinese scientist. Who is researching ways to destroy america

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 6:43 ID:07zS5jo1

Cruel people are wringing bile from the bear that lives.
the bears spend the life in a cage narrow as moving cannot be taken.
Please know there is such a fact.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yzvKehOlcA

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 13:07 ID:Heaven

we can just block chinese ips.  really it's quite easy.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 16:10 ID:jt27YMa2

Get it right idiots.
Mandarin is a spoken dialect.
On the interwebs it's called Chinese.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-10 20:39 ID:sgvK21b4

>>18
no chink language is worthy of recognition let alone learning

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-11 22:55 ID:TF/iFXCW

yeah, for starter's there is IP blocking, secondly, India coming online will make up for China, as they'll likely use English on English-language sites, and thirdly, stuff like 4chan is probably already fucking blocked in mainland China, and will like stay that way until a revolution occurs in China.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 0:01 ID:mZUmR4Gk

>>19 That's because they go ching-chong, ching-chong, ching-chong, until everyone's sick of it.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 0:33 ID:PhoXVEx4

>>19
Until they come in and rape you you. :) delicious chink-coitus.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 3:17 ID:P2TwAx3X

>>22
I'd barely feel their tiny penises. 

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 17:32 ID:qQVVmuhg

india: ensuring english will remain dominant.

besides, the chinese government will probably end up worse than the french for trying to localize concepts, which makes it a shitty language for business and science.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-12 23:55 ID:E1tzvN1p

4chan is already full of chinks, just look how many chinaboos there are

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-14 1:32 ID:/0YRc5NQ

4channers are too stupid to learn to read their chicken scratch.  AMERICA WINS! 

USA!  USA!

Name: RedCream 2007-08-14 6:41 ID:VewXWSSo

AMERICA!  YEAH!!  AMERICA!!!  THESE COLORS DON'T RUN!!!!

Of course, those colors are for sale, and the price is a tsunami of cheap plastic ChinkShit crossing the Pacific, a tsunami of SpicNigs crossing the Rio Grande, and of course a tsunami of Towelhead oil crossing the Atlantic.  Americans are patriotic until it affects their purchasing decisions ... then, they're complete sellouts.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-16 6:08 ID:IMQdCKSs

Chinese wouldnt give us the satisfaction of learning our language and we will befine

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 11:05 ID:jf+eX8Wu

English + Chinese = Engrish

A world where "R" is pronounced "L"

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 11:44 ID:eiXFg4WL

whats worse muslims or chinese buddhism?

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 16:20 ID:wHQpJ4VP

>>29 According to that Engrish = English

But English = Engrish

{Ahem}

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 16:38 ID:ULlLqZ1T

>>31
we all know...just let him have his moment...

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-17 19:54 ID:G4GQ00VI

www.engrish.com

nuf said.

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-20 12:31 ID:6cOTzmkd

>>15
YOU JUST ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER!!

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-20 12:48 ID:hcmAxLaK

我们去KEKEKEKEKEKE 您
稍候, 是临近以您粗劣的微小的经济

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-20 12:53 ID:6cOTzmkd

>>35
去死了!這個世界沒有KEKEKEKE

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 6:09 ID:24xJiSRZ

im fine wit teh chinese, their food and women are delicious :D

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-28 15:51 ID:r3UbthDZ

Meh.  The Chinese use English as a business language anyway. 

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-30 0:02 ID:/VdIvsTG

China will be assimilated by the west, just like everyone else. 

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-30 8:09 ID:Y1lZ45Ai

>>1
Thankfully India outnumbers China...

Unfortunately Indians are all lazy. =/

Name: Anonymous 2007-08-31 22:34 ID:rezhPTxp

Don't worry. All the Chinese users are playing Warcraft. Harmless, unless you're an Orc.

Indians are busy making telemarketing phone calls annoying everyone else in the world. People think Pakistan hates India because of religion. No. Being a neighbor they were the first victims of their telemarketers.

Name: ImmaInTehDark 2007-09-01 3:25 ID:iERNsc+E

Indians are Asians you know!

Sadly, here in America

When reffering to Asian, people always assume anyone asian is Japanese..

J00 are t3h Japanese..
"Ohhhh nooo you go too far now muhfucka!"

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-01 8:18 ID:50CzBLwc

lulz. orientals.

Name: Redcream 2007-09-07 22:02 ID:cVj+3Bd4

lol @ indian telemarkting

Name: Anonymous 2007-09-08 0:31 ID:zB4vYBgm

>>42
correct, they did it on Mythbusters

Name: RedCream 2007-09-08 0:46 ID:TZZObmw2

THE APOCHINKALYPSE IS HERE!

Name: Himmelreich 2011-02-08 4:01

As they come, they will have to learn English. Almost all of the established literature (and fun!) is in Chinese. It will not be a sudden immigration; they will assimilate.

Name: Himmelreich 2011-02-08 4:26

As they come, they will have to learn English. Almost all of the established literature (and fun!) is in Chinese. It will not be a sudden immigration; they will assimilate.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-11 4:03

HEY IDIOT.

THERE IS STILL THE REST OF THE ENGLISH SPEAKING COUNTRIES, DOUCHEBAG.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 8:00

>>38
Not to mention that Chinese as a written language makes typing painful at best. As I understand it, most Chinese use English on the interwebs.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 17:47

>>1
What will the internet become?
Chinese-speaking users will swamp English sites just like English-speaking users swamped Chinese sites back when there was still an American majority.
</sarcasm>

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 23:29

>>51
[M]Parsing error. Expected: <sarcasm>

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-21 22:41

Google Chrome.
I think I'm good, translating full pages and all.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-22 7:29

<sarcasm>

Because there aren't over 2 billion English-speaking people around the world

</sarcasm>

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 7:57

Hi everyone,i'm Chinese.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-24 14:07

Pretty sure the Great Firewall of China means they're not gonna be using many English-language sites anyway.

Name: Anonononon 2011-02-25 7:19

Godless heathen is my primary language.   English is my secondary.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-26 6:14

Hi, I'm Chinese too. ;)

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-27 3:40

I eat Chinese babies... yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yum, yum, yum....

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-01 15:23

Doomed? I would say that it is reborn from the ashes of the old. Shiny and new better than never before.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-04 10:32

61 get

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-11 20:36

>>1
We chinese. You emo boy. Quit whining emo boy. Smile like chinese. Don't be emo emo boy.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-12 5:50

09/11/01 + 03/10/11 = 12/21/12

Name: anon 2011-03-31 20:26

I have a different theory about the way this is going to play out.

Quite frankly, the Chinese are not as interested in Western InternetZ as you believe. On this matter, they don't really have a CHOICE(thank you Great Firewall) but inside it, they have their own versions of Facebook, Google, Twitter. Not only that, but it's ALL IN CHINESE. So even if you wanted to, YOU CAN"T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK THEY"RE SAYING.

DO you get it? In the future, there's not going to be One Internet. It's going to be an internet DIVIDED along the lines of language & culture.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-03 23:50

清創儂儂夾
清創儂儂夾
清創儂儂夾
清創儂儂夾
清創儂儂夾

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-03 23:53

CHING CHONG NIP NONG NONG

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-06 20:47

lol all that will happens is they will make much of the west online, especially America, look like a bunch of fucking fools for not having the brain power to be multilingual. You can bet when they come to 4chan they will be learning or already know English and be able to troll us and have conversations with each other about trolling us so that we don't know what they are planning. All the newfags will have to ragequit.

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-10 6:44

>>39
"The west"
"The east"

People still hold on to these antiquated concepts?

Name: Anonymous 2011-04-11 1:55

Ching chong it means i love you

Name: Anonymous 2011-05-11 3:53

Wo ai ni

Name: RedCream 2011-05-11 23:35

DER CHINAPOCALYPSE

Name: Tamir Pardo 2011-05-12 4:17

We of the Mossad would like to formally warn world4ch of its dangerous actions against the Jewish people. Please understand our cause is to unite the world in peace. Now go and cease your anti-Semitism or else actions will be taken.

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