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Britains consider themselves as Jews ?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-10 8:29

When I heard of it I could not belive my ears.
When I read about it at Wiki I could not believe my eyes.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Israelism

The Britains consider themselves as one of the lost jewish tribes ????

Ok, they might have a little crisis when it comes to their identity (romano-celts, just celts, anglo-saxons, danes just saxons, other germanic tribes, roman auxiliaries rome sent there) but JEWS ?

In ancient times they considered themselves as noble celts fighting the romans.
In arthurian legends (when the anglo-saxons invaded the land) they consideres themselves as noble romano-celts or just romans.
A few centuries later they consideres themselves as noble anglo-saxons fighting the normans arrived.
Damn there was even a time when they thought of themselves as danes fighting saxons.
After that they felt beeing very french-like (got a king who lived in france most of the time and who gave a french fuck about britain).

OK, such things *can* happen...
But wtf causes people to consider themselves as jews ?
WTF has gone wrong on this island ?

Discuss !

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-10 22:50

just about every single european race has some claim on being the offspring of the biblical jews locked up in their national/tribal mythology.

they are usually completely unfounded, but it is probable that at least some of the claims made by individual clans have some basis in fact.

it comes from fascination with the old testament, which of course featured the history of the jews. we still have this today- almost all the holy items that christian nuts go searching for (the ark, the ark of the cov., etc) are things from jewish mythology (which they stole and tacked onto the christian bible to flesh it out and give it some street-cred).

basically, the jews are, according to the old testament, 'gods chosen people'. so if your crowd of celtic hillsmen claim to be descendents of the lost jewish tribes, then you are claiming to be 'gods chosen people'- +10 respect etc.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-11 9:05

Wow - what a big write-up on Wiki for something only 3 people in some moldering village believe in. 
I'm from the UK, and was supposedly brought up as a Christian, and have met people from literally dozens of different belief systems in this country, yet neither myself or anyone I've asked have even heard of this one.  That's the trouble with things like this - Wiki doesn't give much indication whether somethings a widely held belief like Judaism and Catholicism, or just a couple of freaks in the Outer Hebrides painting sigils on their outside toilet.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-12 11:28

No one in Britain gives a flying fuck.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-18 5:07

I noticed that a lot of the literature quoted was US based, The United States elevated to Glory and Honor - Ezra Stiles.

It sounds like some whacked out theory thought up by an American Xian nutjob and subscribed to by a minuscule minority of Brits.

No bloody wonder no Brit in the 21st century believes in this nonsense, and no wonder the article in Wikipedia is so large.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-28 4:16

Hmmm,
Doesn't British royalty claim to be the righteous heir to Kings Davids monarchy ?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-28 4:24

>>6 No

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-28 11:03

aren't they the second largest nation to claim to be jedi right after australian?

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-29 11:46

British are jews,
they robbed the world of their riches,
and now claim to be humanitarians.
Damn, jewish homos.

Name: Anonymous 2006-12-29 16:31

>>9

lol

americans no longer get to laugh at other countries

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 9:40

>>10
What do u mean ?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 18:16

I am British hold on let me check... no I am not jewish

Judaism and Christianity are both false religions, the bible is 100% fiction. There is no facts in the bible. There was no tribes of Israel, Jesus, etc. they are all fictional charactors.

http://www.jordanmaxwell.com/articles/astrotheology/index.html

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 23:06

>>12 I think you're a fictional character too.  P.S. your grammar sucks - ot's 'ARE no facts in the Bible', and 'There WERE no tribes of Israel'.  Actually, you're really ignorant even for a fictional character.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-04 23:07

I'm British, I'm neither Jewish or Christian, but I'm ashamed that I come from the same country as >>12

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 7:52

>>13 Why criticise my grammar instead of trying to refute my points? Provide proof that the bible is based on historical facts.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-05 15:25

british people are like jewish vaginas with yeast infections.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 16:06

>>15 Because your lack of grammar reveals your general level of ignorance. In other words, I don't see the point in argument with Monkeys.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 18:23

>>17 Why criticise my grammar instead of trying to refute my points? Provide proof that the bible is based on historical facts.

Name: ac 2007-01-06 20:13

>>17

Oh please. I'm sick of this "you can't spell" cop-out, when people throw some fucking typos into the mix. Either you can refute the guy or you fucking can't. Stop being a prat.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-06 20:15

>>17

"I don't see the point in argument with Monkeys" is completely fucked up grammar. Why don't YOU learn how to fucking write a sentence, you shit stain?

Plus, you HAVE NO ARGUMENT in the first place. Saying someone can't spell is NOT an argument unless this dude's point is about spelling. You really need to lurk moar.

Name: yo mama 2007-01-08 13:51

british are the scum of this earth, they have bad teeth, smelly breath, and crappy manners, you cant understand what they are saying. they think they are better than everyone, and they strongly support jews. and prince Charles looks like a monkey.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-08 21:00

>>20 You display your ignorance the way a Baboon shows it's ass - with pride.
P.S.
>>18
>>19
>>20
Same person
>>21 See the world (you know - that part of the planet outside of amerikka), but first learn what a fact is.  I doubt you've come across many in your country judging from your beliefs.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-08 22:06

>>12

Seeing as the grammar nazi couldn't point it out to you, I will.

The Bible is not 100% fiction. For instance, Jesus is not a fictional character; we know this because we have Roman records (as well as others) which prove he existed. Did he turn water into wine? Probably not, most likely he took a drunken piss in the barrels when the wine 'ran out' (i.e. Jesus and his cronies drank it all) and passed it off as wine, because they shit they drank was piss anyway.

But of course, thats pure speculation. You have no proof that all (or indeed any) of what is described in the bible is untrue, and there is definite proof that some of it is true.

That you then link to an even more tenuous bunch of ablloney makes your post all the more stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-08 22:18

All Brits think they are Hal Turner.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-08 22:19

I don't. I WISH I WAS THO

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-09 10:29

Brits are anal worms

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-10 12:57

>>22

No, different person, same truth. I am >>12

>>23 So you are arguing Jesus existed and pissed in barrels? You think the bible is not 100% fiction? Jesus is a metaphor for the Sun of God, God's SUN. God's SUN turns water from God's heaven into grape vines via photosynthesis, it is a meta-representation of the truth, not to be taken literally.

The only source for the existance of Jesus is Josephus the historian and this source has been corrupted by the Roman Catholic Church, Josephus wrote of many Jesus's. Christianity is a hoax created by the Roman Empire to unite the Empire under a single religion and keep the Middle East under Roman control. The Roman Catholic church created Jews as a usurer caste, a scapegoat caste that could be blamed for all societies problems and used antisemitism as an outlet for the disgruntled serfs of feudal Europe, to distract them from what was really going on, there were no Jews before Christianity (Jews have only existed in Christian and Islamic countries that have a taboo against usury thus needing a separate money lender caste), the Roman Catholic Church is a false religion, it's heretical offshoots Protestantism, Eastern Orthodoxy and Islam are ALL false toxic religions and they only exist for reasons of power and control of the sheeple.

I urge everyone to set aside a few hours to view the Jordan Maxwell vids below:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2767965664962692973&q=%22jordan+maxwell%22+duration%3Along&hl=en

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=6410112404402873027&q=%22jordan+maxwell%22+naked&hl=en

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-10 23:18

Lol @ the 'experts' in this thread.  I wonder if any one of you have two actual facts to rub together.  Dysfunctional basement-dwellers raised on a diet of junk-publications and tinfoil hats.  Ya just gotta love those wacky amerikkkans.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-11 11:56

Jews worship a WALL

A WALL - what the hell is that all about.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-11 16:27

no they worship a god AT a wall. kind of a difference

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-11 21:46

>>30

still sorta retarded though

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-12 9:38

Christians worship metal statues of some guy dangling from a cross!

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 0:17

That's the Catholics.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 1:12

>>33
U are retarded ! Go, shoot your parents for vengeance.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 3:41

Catholics have Christ on the cross as one of their symbols. Protestant faiths don't portray him that way. They just use the empty cross as an icon. The cross is empty to symbolize that "he is risen."

Now drop your pants. I have some Cheerios and want to play ring toss.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 10:25

>>35
Ok, so the Catholics worship metal statues of Christ on the cross and the Protestants worship just the cross, big deal.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 11:47

Oh, forgot, and >>36 worships the cock.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 12:15

>>36
I told him he is retarded, must be jewish.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 15:00

>>38
you can tell Jewish retards from other retards?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-13 19:37

nudnik

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-17 10:40

British ansestors were German Fecies

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-17 11:51

O MEH GAWD THE GERMAN TWEPS- I R FRENCHIE ROFL

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-18 14:07

you're all fucking racist ball suckers.

Name: yo mama 2007-01-18 14:52

>>43
how dare you you german fecies

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-20 18:38

Dear /newnew/

I just masturbated, and up until I came, everything was fine and dandy.
But when I felt the ejaculation was imminent, the camera shifted over to the guy who was getting his cock sucked. Before I could muster the strength to hold it in, I came.
The question is, does this make me gay, and if so, how can I rectify it?

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-22 8:46

>>45
balls aren't touching

Name: yo mama 2007-01-22 15:40

German fecies worked as fertilizer to bring
forth a great nation.  A nation of bad teeth,
And umbrella holding snooty pansies. 
Behold the great nation called England.

Name: Anonymous 2007-01-24 9:37

IM A SAND SHARK!
IM A SAND SHAAAAAAAAAARK!
SUCK MY DICK!
IM A SAND SHARK!

Name: yo mama 2007-01-24 11:44

Behold the land infested with German Fecies....

Name: X`terrania 2007-01-26 12:11

My self-esteem just lowered..

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-11 15:26

>>7
Yes, they do. Heard about it in a docu, too.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-13 8:56

lol at amerikkkans

Name: yo mama 2007-02-13 13:20

british people are like the fecal matter of jewish people
that has been eaten by pigs then shat out.

Name: Anonymous 2007-02-22 13:05 ID://hV3Wqy

No, they simply are Jewish pets. They love to serve the Jew.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-03 23:04 ID:dl1fSJHo

Funny you make fun of america when Europe made the nation of israel after world war 1. who are the pets of the jews now eurofags.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-04 5:35 ID:5b7K6xDa

EUROFAG

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-04 9:23 ID:7xPoxRZK

lol @
>>52
>>55
>>56
who don't seem to realize that Britain is not a part of america.
Funny !

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-04 11:17 ID:54aeBHZK

>>57
Your comment makes no any sense in correlation to >>55
Europe did for, the nation of Israel and therefore should be blamed for all the turmoil in the Middle East for starting it, become an hero fag.

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-04 17:36 ID:1SLv+Jd5

What comment?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 16:45 ID:j39quBXK

What a load of bollox

And what is the cause of 4chans obsession with Jews anyway?

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 16:55 ID:+OQh4O5S

>>60
you...

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-11 16:56 ID:+OQh4O5S

Name: Anonymous 2007-03-27 11:18 ID:runukU3t

Argentinia sux like hell

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 19:34 ID:v2d73CHi

I'm British, but do I consider myself Jewish? No. It's a stupid argument, thread and wiki article.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-06 21:31 ID:K3a+Bx4g

who gives a shit

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-07 5:52 ID:/crf6sk9

The Queen does not give a shit!

Elizabeth II on the Throne of David and Solomon

http://www.buzzle.com/editorials/6-30-2005-72356.asp

The UK has really been kiked

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-09 19:23 ID:38zP6IkP

stfu jew

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-10 9:16 ID:RUxel36W

Byker Grove

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-13 23:13 ID:Heaven

Brits being Jewish makes as much sense as Anglo-Saxons being Aryans. Not much at all.

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