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Japan to ban H-Games, Tentacle Rape

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 9:57

Akiba, Tokyo - in an effort to curb Japan's declining population, Japanese officials are considering a ban on all pornographic games, dating simulations, and all pornography involving non-humans.

Kenji Kosaka, Japan's Minister of Culture, made this annoucement during a Friday morning press conference, stating "Drastic measures need to be taken to curb Japan's falling population. Our birth rate by population is much lower than that of other countries, and we believe much of this is attributed to the sale and use of fantasy and pornographic games."

Japan, currently facing a declining population and an aging working class, is forecasted to have its population drop from 127 million to 89 million by 2050. Japan's birth rate is staggeringly low compared to other developed countries, a blame which some government officials have placed on its penchant for pornography, particulary "dating sims" and "H-games".

"These games are driving away our young male population from finding real female interaction," said Higashi Amuro, a local bar owner who has seen his patronage decline after several H-game stores opened around his area, "they promote isolation and distort the view of what is attractive. Many of these people who play H-games get their satisfaction from playing - they are no longer motivated to go outside and date. They stop exercising, their personal hygiene falls, and when they finally come back here the female patrons are less interested in them. Something must be done if Japan is to have a future with its next generation."

Many Japanese animation videos, often called "harem series", focus on a weak male lead surrounded by many attractive women. Animation directors do this so the viewers, mostly male, can easily put themselves in the role of the person all the women desire. In H-games, the role of the male is not developed at all, leaving many Japanese males with a poor concept of self-image.

In an international study done by the University of Chicago spanning 29 countries, those polled in Japan gave the lowest sexual satisfaction rate - 27.5 percent, compared with 64.2 percent in the United States, and the highest, 71.4 percent in Austria. Much of this was blamed on Japan's bizzare sexual preferences, particularly it's focus on rape, child pornography, overt beastiality, and phallic tentacles.

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Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 11:43 (sage)

fake

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 14:06

cannot be true. but lol if it is

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 15:01

no please dont
H-games and simulators are my only way to get close to a woman ;'(

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 15:33

>>3
Probably is. These sorts of things aren't uncommon. However nothing will happen, because the industry is too big(would hurt too much economy) and those who hold opnions like that are minority.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 16:05

Ban is fake, everything else is more or less true

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 16:39

IS JAPAN TURNING INTO CANADA? OH NO! THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE MAPLE SYRUP!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 16:42

>>7
No, just about every year some lousy politicians whine about porn and state of youth. Nothing changes. It's like in US, puritan politicans whine about porn and violent games, but nothing happens.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 16:47

BUT WHY DON'T WE HAVE GOOD PORN GAMES

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-19 17:01

>>9
Because you got different culture. No-one is interested to make them and some are just too pussies to make them fearing they will not sell or that party van takes them to nigga's bumsexhouse(prison).

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 14:26

And a declining population is bad...how? If we all focus on making people want to reproduce, the earth's gonna run out of room.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 15:12

I SAY GOOD. MORE JAPANESE CHICKS FOR ME.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 16:18

Solution:
1.ban abortion
2.Rape buses
3.?????
4.Profit!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 23:02

>>1
eventually this is bound to happen in america.

there is a bill that has a very high chance to be signed that would allow a judge to say whether a game WILL BE ABLE TO BE PRODUCED or not.

we're losing our power to think, folks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-20 23:07

>>14
What is this bill. Link please.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 1:04

>>11
A smaller population means a smaller work force. When your competitors are China and America, a smaller scale economy means less output and less money from investors.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-21 1:35

They should just buy some chinese people or something, I mean come on, only a few hundred miles away is the msot overpopulated country in the world.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-22 1:41

OH SHIT NO.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-22 17:11

No More Battletoads H-Games?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-22 20:12

>>17
They should buy all the female Chinese babies before some Red Guard smashes in their skulls with the blunt end of the rifle. Then again, the Japanese consider the rest of Asia inferior so that will never happen.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-23 7:01

It's like if America would ban guns. H-games and h-mangas are so big industry banning them would severily hurt economy also one should note that they got goverment full of supporters. It's not first time they have tried to ban it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-23 8:04

>>1 I believe I speak for everyone when I say "about time".

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-23 21:45

:(

Name: ken 2006-05-24 0:27

English cannot completely understand >>1 in what is difficult, but it means that population decreases


I am a Japanese, but Internet is completely the erotic world. A head has been brainwashed.
Is a viewpoint of a woman ... becoming strange when I work as a lot of H games?

yes,ohhhhh yeeeeeees・・・

Name: kekekekekekekeke ^____^ 2006-05-24 14:32

>>24

You say "strange" like it's a bad thing.

I <3 Japanese women, especially when they like H games and are very strange.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-24 18:25

it is true, something outrageous like this gets posted on 2chan every once in a while.  nothing ever changes though

politicians are crazy all over the world i guess

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-25 8:47

what they need to do is get rid of these stuck up prude women. No more of that shit. If A man wants to have a child and the woman doesnt. TOO BAD! its her job to take the cock and fucking like it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-25 9:34

>>25
Yeah, fat and/or just plain ugly Japanese girls that are so ashamed of their fetishes that they can't speak in public because of their strict conformist society. Yep, so much to love! Or do you like the hot Japanese girls that are into hentai games and have WHACKY KAWAII PERSONALITIES AND ARE JUST WAITING FOR YOUR PIMPLY ASS TO COME AND FART ON THEM AND THEY CAN SAY HOW IT TURNS THEM ON IN BROKEN ENGLISH AND YOU GET AN ERECTION THAT GETS BITTEN GENTLY BY SOME RABBIT THAT YOU PRETEND IS AN ANIME CHARACTER WITH RABBIT EARS. Oh wait, there are no girls like that and I went too far with that hypothetical scenario(but the fact that it is well-fantasized is plausable).

Name: SonOfSunaj 2006-05-26 13:29

actually this has to be fake because it is socalialy impossible.  even if 75% of men turned away from real women and toward those game, which i sincerely doubt even 5-10% does, the remaining men would all just be servicing on average 4 women instead of 1.  limiting the availability of men has never decreased a population, just men being in more demand by women.  poplulaiton always skyrockets right after war, when the male population is decidedly decreased.  the true irony here if this were true is that all of the population playing those harem games and dreaming could probably live that life if they just got out and tried.  if the breeding male population was that low, women would go for almost anything.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-27 14:28

>>28
This man is correct and deservse a internet .
I dont get the fixation with Japanese women they are ugly (allot off them) and more obsessed with designer gear and Ipods and the western status symbolls that geeks mostly do no have .cause its there culture they are obsessed with the west so if you think you will get a jap girlfriend who is into anime and manga and will cosplay for you and acts like the crazy cute KAWAIIII bitches in manga and does not expect you to go on fancy dates then think again cause the japanese girls are just as stuck up if not even more stuck than western girls.

Sure they might like you a bit more in japan because your western but still you wont get what you expect if a hot girl in Japan can get any (rich handsome) man she wants do you think she will go for some pimply geek from the US or EU ?

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-28 9:49 (sage)

>>30
Your post added nothing new except a lot of horrible grammar. Saging because you are a fucking moron.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-28 11:16

>>31

OMG bad grammar on 4chan ? Impossible !

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-28 11:28 (sage)

>>32
Your post added nothing new except a lot of horrible grammar. Saging because you are a fucking moron.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-28 13:38

>>31
>>33
Your posts added nothing new except a lot of horrible grammar. Saging because you are a fucking moron.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-28 14:40 (sage)

>>1-1000
Your posts added nothing new except a lot of horrible grammar. Saging because you are fucking morons.

Name: Anonymous 2006-05-30 15:41

You're posts aded nothing knew accept alot of harrible grammer.  Sagging becaus you're are fucking mormons.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-01 7:41

MY POST ADDS LOTS OF VALUABLE AND SWEET INFORMATION PLZ READ.

OK. SO YOU KN0W THAT FAT PIZZA FACED GUY WHO STAYS INSIDE ALL THE TIME AND PLAYS GAMES AND WHEN HE GOES OUTSIDE HE'S LIKE AHHHH GOTTA GO BACK IN CUZ IT'S SO HOT AND I'M BURNING OUT HERE OH GOODDDDDDD. LIKE THAT. THAT'S JAPAN. BASICALLY. JUST IMAGINE A BUNCH OF GUYS LIKE THAT.. ADD IN A FEW OLD MEN WEARING SUITS (A DYING GENERATION OF VERRRRRY HARD WORKERS).. SOMETIMES YOU MIGHT SEE THE ATHLETIC TYPES.. BUT NOT OFTEN. ADD IN SHITLOADS OF AGENT SMITHS.

THAT'S JAPAN.. IN REALITY.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-01 7:42

OH AND H-GAMES RNT REL...

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-01 8:09 (sage)

>>36
moran

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-02 23:05

Hey you mother fucker!!!! I am a nippon gunso! I may be short, but I have what you american call a third leg. Thick and veiny and I love to fuck them all. You mother fucker better watch out and keep in touch with your ma ma cause I may fuck your skanky ass ma ma too! Nippon Tundra!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-03 1:14

Japan has a Minister of Culture, lol and end of thread.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-04 10:24 (sage)

>>41
That's because they have a culture unlike amerikkka lolol

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-05 20:41

this whole klap-trap about pornogrpahy causing low birthrates is nothing more that the result of a bunch of banana-moralist attempting to force their own agendas into government policy.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-10 11:10

Decent satire. Honestly, no matter where in the world you go, you'll hear social conservatives bitching about similar things.

Name: kc 2006-06-11 12:48

it is imperative that h-games continue to wreck the japanese male so that the japanese female will flock to any longdong amerigo who flies over there

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-11 22:56

>>1
NO WAI

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 0:05 (sage)

>>29

Disregard that, I suck cocks.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-12 3:56

>>45
OH SHI~ Japan is for going now do I.

Name: Anonymous 2006-06-14 2:03

JAPAN RISES FROM THE ASHES!!!

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