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Whales.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-02 21:39

This might be a silly thread, but...is it just me or have the whales been actin' up lately? Turning up in the damnedest places, smashing up boats. It may in fact, be nothing...but it just seems like something might be going on. /shrugs

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-02 21:45

You are correct. And they are darn good eatin'! We need to put whale back on the menu!

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-02 21:53

That's not what I meant.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-02 21:56

Sorry. Just havin' fun. They are doing some odd things. Warming maybe?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-02 23:55

It's possible. Maybe it's something else...like when animals go crazy before an earthquake...

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-03 5:20

They're fed up with idiot monkeys who think they run the planet.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-03 8:17

What's wrong with whale meat? It's delicious.

Name: Ugly American 2006-02-03 17:34

I really enjoy whale meat. It's healthy too.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-03 18:45

The whales are getting fed up with the monkeys who think they run the planet.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-03 19:26

Ok, seriously...It's not just attacks. It's where they're turning up. I thought someone might have some insight to their behavior or something...*shrugs*

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-03 21:38

>>10
i don't think any of us regularly go out to sea.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-03 22:28

SOmeone actually presents a legitimate topic and the smart ass fucktards really show their trollish ways.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-04 3:10

>>12
Best.
Troll.
EVAR.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-04 11:19

>>12
zomg im a troll who takes nothing seriously and you pissed ME off lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-06 0:07

It's because the Japs and the Icelandic (someone make up a racist term for people from Iceland, really) are always killing whales and dolphins to eat their cocks instead of taking viagra.

One time PBS had this show about it and it showed how the Nips claim it's for "research," but they just grab dolphins, cut off their fins, and dump them back into the ocean to drown or bleed to death.

Those damn slant-eyes deserve every bit of racism aimed toward them!

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-06 22:09

Dolphins were very smart they wouldn't be so fucking easy to catch.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-07 17:35

>>15

Dude, shut the fuck up. I'm sick of this shit. I wish someone would ban you. Not every topic is about race. FUCK. What is WRONG WITH YOU?

I'm saying the whales are actin' up because some big might be going on soon....you know how animals get. I'm not talking about them being hunted or any of that shit. These whales are NOT being hunted. They're smashing boats, appearing on shore in huge numbers and it's just weird...THAT'S IT. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-07 20:51

>>17
Like canaries in a mine.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-07 22:54

>>18
Eh...not quite the same.  I agree it's weird, but could it just be  stress?  Stress can happen over many things...

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-08 4:31 (sage)

>>17
What are you, some sort of weeaboo?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-08 7:36 (sage)

whales are stupid.

Name: Vinz 2006-02-11 7:48

The more... eccentric marine biologists say some species of whales have shown signs of believing in the afterlife.

...oh shi-, exploding whales, now beached by suicides, and ramming boats? You can take that to the expected conclusion.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-11 9:29

whales are stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-11 21:34

whales are fat

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-12 8:45

whales are fat and stupid.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-12 9:21

Whales are tasty and nutritious.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-12 16:08

whales and dolphins have high mercury levels, if "tasty and nutritious" means deadly then yeah.

>>17
just because there's been media focus on it now doesn't mean it hasn't happened before in high frequencies. most likely it's military/navy underwater experiments that are the cause.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-13 0:27

>>27
I don't give a shite about mercury. I want a fucking whale steak on my plate.

If dolphins had half a brain they wouldn't get caught in nets. Fuck them and the problems they cause.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-14 4:21

>>27
science can clean that shit out you know, it just isn't done on a large scale because there's no monolithic regulatory board, nor is the consumption of whale/dolphin products high enough for it to be created. Solution is breed more whales/dolphins for slaughter until some 9 year old dies of it, then your national government will whip one up.

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-16 16:39

>>28
I wonder, is whale steak better with mercury? Will they charge extra for it?

Name: Anonymous 2006-02-16 17:14

lots of peoples have been eating whale for hundreds of years. they seem to be okay. is this mercury poisoning story new or what?

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