Whales.

This might be a silly thread, but...is it just me or have the whales been actin' up lately? Turning up in the damnedest places, smashing up boats. It may in fact, be nothing...but it just seems like something might be going on. /shrugs

It's because the Japs and the Icelandic (someone make up a racist term for people from Iceland, really) are always killing whales and dolphins to eat their cocks instead of taking viagra.

One time PBS had this show about it and it showed how the Nips claim it's for "research," but they just grab dolphins, cut off their fins, and dump them back into the ocean to drown or bleed to death.

Those damn slant-eyes deserve every bit of racism aimed toward them!