Christians. WHO BAD?

I don't know where this would go, but considering the world these days...

So, Christians...question:

WHO BAD?

WHO LIED?

Why did God say that the fruit of knowledge would surely kill us? Why is it when the snake offered Eve the fruit and Eve- the fruit to Adam...that we didn't die? You do realize that if Eve didn't eat the fruit, we human beings wouldn't be here, right?  Tell me something else...you do understand that your religion is strictly against mankind's progress on earth, don't you?

LOL ARE THERE EVEN ANY CHRISTIANS ON FOUR CHAN?

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How casual. But yeah, that's the thing, how could Adam and Eve know the severity of death? Frankly, I think it's God's greatest mindfuck in that it was a "mistake" that had to be made in order for us to be "human" I.E true beings created in his image. It's the freedom to choose that makes us in his image. Remember: Angels don't get a choice.

Even funnier is that we are supposed to percieve everything God says as "right" and everything the snake said as "Wrong"

Why? Other than taking our life and our destiny into our own hands what exactly was the ethical and moral dilemma in eating the fruit?