Christians. WHO BAD?

I don't know where this would go, but considering the world these days...

So, Christians...question:

WHO BAD?

WHO LIED?

Why did God say that the fruit of knowledge would surely kill us? Why is it when the snake offered Eve the fruit and Eve- the fruit to Adam...that we didn't die? You do realize that if Eve didn't eat the fruit, we human beings wouldn't be here, right?  Tell me something else...you do understand that your religion is strictly against mankind's progress on earth, don't you?

LOL ARE THERE EVEN ANY CHRISTIANS ON FOUR CHAN?

when He was laying down the law of the land, He didn't go oh by the way. It was more like you eat this and you die. sounds severe to me, although this is hindsight. did adam and eve even understand what death was? and anyway so it was a mistake cuz He said no, and they still did it. You can at least understand that right?

they did die. if they hadn't eaten they would still be alive in  paradise.