Hey guys...
It's always been one of my dreams to become a DJ. But there dosen't seem to be any real clear way to become one. Can any of you guys give me pointers?
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Anonymous2005-12-20 22:04
funny you asked. i just got a set of numark turntables. im almost as confused as you are.
i learned a few things from some forums:
1. vinyl if your scratching(or have a vinyl fettish), cd if your mixing
2. learn to beatmatch
3. ?????
4. PROFIT.
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o_O2005-12-21 1:43
I think CDs would be more my thing....
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Anonymous2005-12-22 22:53 (sage)
>>3
go like this:
1. realize that you will never be a DJ because you don't even fucking know where to start & vinyl always owns CDs => vinyl owns you tit-eyes -> o_O
2. work in a dead end job and keep saying to yourself "I could've been a DJ, I could've been a DJ" on a daily basis
3.???
4. PROFIT.
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o_O2005-12-23 1:00
>>3 I think sucking dick for a living is more my thing
fixed.
make friends with a big name local dj (or suck his cock they are all bisexual) and have him teach you. then be prepared to spend 2k on a good setup and lord knows how much on records. the payoff will come whenever you start playing at raves, young girls will beg you for sex and you won't even need to use your hands to depants them, they just slide right off because they are so wet over the fact that they are fucking a dj.