How do I become DJ?

Hey guys...
It's always been one of my dreams to become a DJ. But there dosen't seem to be any real clear way to become one. Can any of you guys give me pointers?

>>3
go like this:
1. realize that you will never be a DJ because you don't even fucking know where to start & vinyl always owns CDs => vinyl owns you tit-eyes -> o_O
2. work in a dead end job and keep saying to yourself "I could've been a DJ, I could've been a DJ" on a daily basis
3.???
4. PROFIT.