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im 12 and this woman comes to me

Name: :{ 2013-05-04 5:04

She's all looking at me and I'm like what and she says, "I'm going to give you a boner."  I laughed and said, "'going to'?  Lady you gave me a boner when you got within 10 feet of me."

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-04 5:28

What did she say? Did you have sexual relations? Did it feel like sticking your penis in a fish? Did you catch any sexually transmitted infections? Was she rich? How old is she? Did she rob you? Will you see her again? Where did the two of you meet? Are you getting married? What kind of food does she like? Are you planning on having any kids? How long do you think it will be until she leaves you for another man?

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-04 15:19

I REALLY like to believe this thing was a novelty because the only person I could envision taking this thing would be the old lady who lives in a shoe. Anyway, during one particularly spirited event uptown, some poor young bastard was harassing a older lady to the point where she had ducked into the porn shop to avoid the guy(because nothing says "I don't want to screw!" like slipping into a porn shop). Of course, this idiot didn't take the clue and followed her in. Having had enough, she grabbed the only object around that resembled a weapon, yup, the gigantic black dildo, and proceeded to beat the ever-loving s**t out of the guy with the monster! To this day, I like to think the a*****e was too stupid(or dick-punched drunk) to lie about what actually happened to him. But, then again, what would be a good lie? "Hey, man! What the hell happened to you?" I, uhh, I, uhhhh, got in a fistfight with a whole bunch of really big dudes!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-04 15:28


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Name: USFA 2013-05-04 15:40

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Name: s sister 2013-05-06 4:34

im 12 and this man comes to me

He's all looking at me and I'm like what and he says, "I'm going to make you wet."  I laughed and said, "'going to'?  Mister you made me wet when you got within 10 feet of me."

Name: s sister 2013-05-06 10:47

>>3
VIP quality!

>>6
Then I woke up from my dream, shivering from the icy sprinkler system that was spraying the lawn. How did I get here? What is inside the vault? Why does my tummy hurt?

Name: ;t 2013-05-07 20:43

>>6-7 Wehhh Iye bey pumeld bye shidheds!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-07 22:09

A woman once told me she was going to give me a boner.
I told her no thanks, one is enough for me.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-08 13:38

>>9
A dude told me he was 12 inches long.
I told him no thanks, I don't associate with midgets.

Name: ;( father 2013-05-08 14:35

im 40 and this niggers comes to me

They are looking at me and I'm like what and they say, "I'm going to make you wet."  I laughed and said, "'going to'?  Mister you made me wet when you got within 10 feet of me."

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-08 17:22

>>9
>>10
Got a giggle outa me.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-08 18:19

>>11
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-08 18:26

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Name: Anonymous 2013-05-08 18:39

>>13
Shameful bump.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-09 0:20

>>13
Shameful Nigger

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-09 3:53

>>16
Semen in your bronchioles. Tsk.

Name: .( father 2013-05-09 12:41

im 40 and this SFBE comes to me

They are looking at me and I'm like what and HE say, "DAD I'm going to GIVE YOU A BONER."  I laughed and said, "'going to'?  SFBE you GIVE ME A BONER when you got within 10 feet of me."

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-09 18:21

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Name: Anonymous 2013-05-09 18:45

Now to be clear. I'm not saying Obama is going to be next mutant offspring of a Stalin-Hitler-Mao-Pot fourway. But something awful is indeed shaping up. Maybe Obama is just prepping the stage for the nutcase fascist general who will ride in on a tank to assume the mantle of Caesar. Maybe that Caesar will be the sort of ruler who isn't afraid to get his hands good and red with the blood of resisting patriots. Or maybe it will be Obama himself. Who knows for sure? Either way, the time is running short to embark on the eminently sensible task of preparing for a possibly permanent exit...

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-10 0:07

el bumpo need more loles

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-10 0:11

SSI TAX [mUnChErS]

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-10 4:17

>>20
no FEMA trailer is big enough to contain this much stupid

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-10 12:15

>>23
You'd be surprised at how much stupid America already has contained behind bars. At this point [With permission from prisoners], we should sell some of these people their freedom through other nations [which may or may not re-imprison them]. It pays off the debt and gets dangerous people off of our streets.

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-10 13:31

gaylo

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-10 13:38

faggot

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