im 12 and this woman comes to me

She's all looking at me and I'm like what and she says, "I'm going to give you a boner."  I laughed and said, "'going to'?  Lady you gave me a boner when you got within 10 feet of me."

Now to be clear. I'm not saying Obama is going to be next mutant offspring of a Stalin-Hitler-Mao-Pot fourway. But something awful is indeed shaping up. Maybe Obama is just prepping the stage for the nutcase fascist general who will ride in on a tank to assume the mantle of Caesar. Maybe that Caesar will be the sort of ruler who isn't afraid to get his hands good and red with the blood of resisting patriots. Or maybe it will be Obama himself. Who knows for sure? Either way, the time is running short to embark on the eminently sensible task of preparing for a possibly permanent exit...