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SFBE Passes Away In Apparent Suicide

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 20:05

SFBE, a freelancer cardboard box dweller who wrote crap-posts about Nintendo, passed away Wednesday in Virginia.

On Tuesday, SFBE sent out an e-mail to several Nintendo websites he had once visited. He said he would no longer be able to troll or take on more rent-boy assignments because he would be dead.

Some of those forum member thought he might be joking, or that some prankster had hacked his XBLA account again, But 4chan's 4ct said in the e-mail thread that he had called up the police station in SFBE's town and heard back that he had killed himself.

(I reached out to the sheriff’s department in Virginia this morning and was able to confirm that SFBE passed away on Wednesday.)

By all accounts SFBE was a enthusiastic Halo fanboy and HIV positive, a talented-less troll and a pleasant bum.

“I didn’t know him personally — he’d been badly trolling for me for the last four years or so, and our emails had only really been about his hate of Nintendo,”

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-01 21:09

sage

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-02 2:28

and nothing of value was lost

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-02 11:48

Such a bittersweet day... Im sure some other shitposter will find a way to fill the void he leaves behind.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-02 18:11

>>4 You mean there's another??

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-02 18:20

>>5
Not sure if means different kind of day or poster. Assume both. Answer is no regardless.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-02 18:22

Also plox be stopping with faggotry posts encouraging more namefag shitposting. Thank you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-03 1:41

dis post make a ter well up in my eye

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-04 14:04

Lounge: And so they were two...

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-05 3:36

Did he fuck some girl's 13 year old boyfriend, show his tits on the internet and bitch about the people who called him a whore and gargle a bit of bleach

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-05 22:30

>>10 Even if the answer is no, I wish he would.

Name: AngryTroll 2012-11-06 13:11

>>11 YOU IDIOT THAT WAS NOT A QUESITON!!!

Name: FratboyLegion 2012-11-06 21:30

And so upon supposed death I shall rise again!  And I shall take every one of your souls with me down to the abyss!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 3:06

Will the faggotry ever end? This saga to be concluded in the next post:

>>14

Name: FratboyLegion 2012-11-07 14:51

>>14 You smelly fart of rotting bones, you must be taken out to freeze on Pluto!!!

Name: 4ct !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-11-07 17:55

>>15 Tis pity the fool with no wit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-07 17:56

I am the second cock in this thread...

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