>>1
The black woman sounds like the kind of piece of shit that wants to ban homosexuality and supports governmental spying to support them children at all costs.
She has my vote! Way too many queers around these days. It's disgusting!
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Anonymous2012-09-02 5:19
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>Be drunk at a bar and notice a fat girl with her much hotter friends
>want to talk to her friends but use fatty as a way in
>it fails miserably and keep only talking to snorlax out of boredom
>end up taking Judy the Hutt home
>too drunk to give a fuck… but not to fuck
>bitch is fucking huge and too big to actually climb into my lap
>I scale her like a fucking mountaineer
>I savor my victory of scaling the hambeast and begin to take the bedsheets she calls clothes off
>cottage cheese, cottage cheese everywhere
>Start fucking and Rosie O’Donnell’s stunt double is loving it
>can’t get off and beginning to sober up
>flaccid penis incoming
>begin to imagine she is Rainbow Dash
>I’m fucking the shit out of the human waterbed harder than ever
>”Oh Rainbow Dash!”
>grab her hair at the back of her head, “I love your mane! It’s so soft…”
>she starts to struggle and freak out
>I restrain her, “Rainbow, I know you want this” I pull on her mane harder
>she screams and I keep her held down as I call out the pony’s name
>”Call me Spike, Rainbow Dash” she does repeatedly
>the image of the baby dragon raping Rainbow Dash sends my testicles into overdrive and feel the surge of semen building up
>”Rainbow Dash, I’m gonna filly up your candy pussy!!!”
>I drain my balls into the beached orca’s porthole screaming out the glorious blue pegasus’s name
>I slide off of her like a god damn waterslide at six flags
>out of breath from one of the best fucking orgasms ever and she tells me she isn’t finished
>tell her I have to go to work in a few hours and that she should probably go
>she waddles out my door stinking of sweat and semen
>texts me saying we should meet up again
>>10
Dont lie you worthless cunt, you admited being utterly stupid and fucking faties in >>8.
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!L33tUKZj5I2012-09-03 13:37
>>12
You fuck enough women and eventually you let your guard down while drunk and a fatty slips through.
You never fucked a fat bird? Or any kind of woman?
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Anonymous2012-09-03 13:42
>>12
They're into japanese cartoons here, remember? They don't have the slightest clue of what you're talking about.
Bar? Friends? Drunk? Girls? One-night stands? Laughing about it all?
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Anonymous2012-09-03 13:58
>>12 Yeah Fuck You >>12 You Stupid Fucking retard >>12 is just a fucking moron, i can't believe >>12 would bother coming back because >>12 is a fucking ass cock sucking douche.