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>Be drunk at a bar and notice a fat girl with her much hotter friends
>want to talk to her friends but use fatty as a way in
>it fails miserably and keep only talking to snorlax out of boredom
>end up taking Judy the Hutt home
>too drunk to give a fuck… but not to fuck
>bitch is fucking huge and too big to actually climb into my lap
>I scale her like a fucking mountaineer
>I savor my victory of scaling the hambeast and begin to take the bedsheets she calls clothes off
>cottage cheese, cottage cheese everywhere
>Start fucking and Rosie O’Donnell’s stunt double is loving it
>can’t get off and beginning to sober up
>flaccid penis incoming
>begin to imagine she is Rainbow Dash
>I’m fucking the shit out of the human waterbed harder than ever
>”Oh Rainbow Dash!”
>grab her hair at the back of her head, “I love your mane! It’s so soft…”
>she starts to struggle and freak out
>I restrain her, “Rainbow, I know you want this” I pull on her mane harder
>she screams and I keep her held down as I call out the pony’s name
>”Call me Spike, Rainbow Dash” she does repeatedly
>the image of the baby dragon raping Rainbow Dash sends my testicles into overdrive and feel the surge of semen building up
>”Rainbow Dash, I’m gonna filly up your candy pussy!!!”
>I drain my balls into the beached orca’s porthole screaming out the glorious blue pegasus’s name
>I slide off of her like a god damn waterslide at six flags
>out of breath from one of the best fucking orgasms ever and she tells me she isn’t finished
>tell her I have to go to work in a few hours and that she should probably go
>she waddles out my door stinking of sweat and semen
>texts me saying we should meet up again