/lounge/ - I wanted to be a cow

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 17:49

Hey guys. I know 99% of you won't read this but I just turned 18 and I decided that I wanted to be a cow. I already tattooed myself black and white blobs and I even wear a cowbell. I even got a udder transplant and I produce my own milk. I had an ear piercing and I put a tag on it just to be a cow. I practice running through a field naked and also eating grass and pooping anywhere. If you read this, please support me and my dreams <3 thank you.

Name: CowShit 2012-07-08 18:41

;___; Fuck this! You humans never understand how an actual cow feels... _{*shits in liquid*}

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 18:57

>>1 transcowal
>>2 female sexist/supremacist

Name: 4CT !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-07-08 19:00

>>2 Hey bairn fartin is yor gyem, shittin from yor myeuth.

Name: CBT 2012-07-08 21:35

>>1 Are you into CBT?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 21:46

>>1 dont forget to get branded....

Name: :( 2012-07-08 23:21

>>4 Fucking 4CT is so angry and annoyed with the whole damn world he can't stand to be himself anymore.

Name: Dr.pop rocks 2012-07-09 0:08

>>7
Having sex with a goat is a natural form of relief. I recommended three doses.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-09 0:11

>>1
What if someone just tipped you over?

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-09 0:16

Just travel to a farm and tip over a cow.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-09 0:17

no cows then a tomb stone of a cow.

Name: 4CT !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-07-09 10:16

>>7 Just cos wuh divvint celebrate yor huckle tendencies.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-09 20:35

I swear to god if this is alejandro...

Name: :( 2012-07-09 23:37

>>12 What the FUCK just happened to you?

Name: 4CT !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-07-10 14:39

>>14 Dick, YOU'R FIRED!!!!!

I wanted to be a cow

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 17:49

2 Name: CowShit 2012-07-08 18:41

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 18:57

4 Name: 4CT !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-07-08 19:00

5 Name: CBT 2012-07-08 21:35

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 21:46

7 Name: :( 2012-07-08 23:21

8 Name: Dr.pop rocks 2012-07-09 0:08

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-09 0:11

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-09 0:16

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-09 0:17

12 Name: 4CT !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-07-09 10:16

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-07-09 20:35

14 Name: :( 2012-07-09 23:37

15 Name: 4CT !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-07-10 14:39