Name: Anonymous 2012-07-08 17:49
Hey guys. I know 99% of you won't read this but I just turned 18 and I decided that I wanted to be a cow. I already tattooed myself black and white blobs and I even wear a cowbell. I even got a udder transplant and I produce my own milk. I had an ear piercing and I put a tag on it just to be a cow. I practice running through a field naked and also eating grass and pooping anywhere. If you read this, please support me and my dreams <3 thank you.