How is everyone?

I'm not bad apart from it's seemingly impossible to find anywhere decent to note house to. Landlords all seem to be shapeshifting lizards who magically want more money whenever I get close to finding somewhere.
 
Apart from that though, life is good. You?

Nobody cares.

>>1
HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING EDS JUST KISS MY ASS, YOU BLAMED THE WRONG GUY FOR HACKING ANYWAYS YOU DUMBASSES, ITS A SHAME THAT YOU ARE BEHIND THAT FUCKING COMPUTER SCREENS IN YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT WRITING THIS SHIT BECAUSE YOU MOST NOT OF BEEN LOVED ENOUGH OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT, YOU MUST HAVE BEEN PICKED ON IN SCHOOL OR SOMETHING, ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS YOU ARE NOTHING BUT DUMB FUCK TARD BITCHES, ALSO IT IS VERY SLICK OF USING FAKE EMAIL CREATION SITES, HOW ABOUT YOU USE YOUR OWN EMAIL WITH YOUR REAL FUCKING NAMES IN IT, YES I SAID IT. YOU ALL ARE NOTHING BUT FUCKING PUSSIES, IP BAN, DOESN'T WORK YOU FUCK TARDS BECAUSE I ALWAYS WIN MOTHER FUCKERS, I GIVES NO FUCK. WHY DON'T YOU ALL JUST END IT AND MAYBE SHUT THIS SITE DOWN BEFORE I DO, LIKE I SAID FUCKING TEST ME, REALLY! I WILL LIKE TO SMASH THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR SITE AND ALSO WATCH THE SHIT GO UP IN FUCKING FLAMES, HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING SUCK A FUCKING COW'S ASS BECAUSE YOUR NOTHING BUT SHIT SO EAT WHAT YOU ARE, SHIT! I'M NOT FUCKING PLAYING ANYMORE. FUCK WITH DA AND YOU JUST FUCKED YOURSELF IN THE ASS WITH BUTTHURT, WAI WAI DESU MOTHERFUCKERS, LIKE I SAID I'LL PLAY YOUR FUCKING GAMES BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO FUCKING DO BECAUSE YOUR A FUCKING TARTLET YOUR SELF, BE A FUCKING MAN/WOMAN/ALIEN OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU ARE AND LEAVE EVERYONE THE FUCK ALONE ON DA. I NEVER LOOSE AT FUCKING GAMES. GO AHEAD AND BAN THIS ACCOUNT. WHO SAID IT WAS JUST ONE PERSON DOING THIS EITHER. MAYBE YOU HAVE BECOME TO SMART TO REALIZE YOUR DUMB AS MOOSE SHIT IN WHICH HAS NO FUCKING BRAINS. I LIKE PLAYING YOU SICK GAME BUT SADLY SOON I WILL HAVE TO PUT IT TO A FUCKING END ^W^ KISS KISS WAI WAI DESU

>>1
Life is ok, thank you for asking. I've just cooked a filet mignon of pork with chanterelles. NEETs have all the time in the world, they don't need to feed themselves with junkfood.

About your landlords. When they ask you what do you do for a living: don't tell them you're a musician. Make up something, tell them your a trader, for instance. They believe a musician can't pay the rent.

Pretty bored, but I'm good.

>>4
That sounds like a pretty good meal, even though I don't even know what chanterelles are. Love pork though.

I'm probably going to tell them I'm a guitar teacher if they ask, which is true.

>>6
Well, I sure missed seeing you post L33t.

>>6
Cantharellus cibarius, commonly known as the chanterelle, golden chanterelle or girolle, is a fungus. It is probably the best known species of the genus Cantharellus, if not the entire family of Cantharellaceae. It is orange or yellow, meaty and funnel-shaped. On the lower surface, underneath the smooth cap, it has gill-like ridges that run almost all the way down its stipe, which tapers down seamlessly from the cap. It has a fruity smell, reminiscent of apricots and a mildly peppery taste (hence its German name, Pfifferling) and is considered an excellent edible mushroom.

>>7
Cheers.
>>8
I love mushrooms, I'll have to try one of those some day.

>>6
Chanterelles are some pretty yummy mushrooms. They grow like FUCK around here, just picked some last week.

I love you L33tuk (just kidding, you're worse than SFBE)

tokkio a shit

LeetUK, you're British right? I was in the foreign aisle of the supermarket and there was this package of biscuits that claimed to be "Europe's favorite cookie with coffee", so I promptly bought it, because if all of Europe sponsors it then it must taste amazing! But when I tasted it, I became skeptical, because it didn't seem to warrant the claim of Europe's favorite. I mean, the flavor wasn't bad, but it really doesn't complement coffee that well. Then I remembered that in some parts of Europe, coffee is served with a nearly equal amount of cream, while I always drink it black. So maybe the cookie would go better with very creamy coffee. I was just wondering if you could tell me if, in your travels, you have observed a particularly large number of Europeans consuming Lotus Biscoff cookies with their coffee.

Also, why are rich tea biscuits called that? What about them is rich? I always thought they were pretty taste-free

>>12
Lotus Biscoff
I've never heard of them, but the missus says they are great, but with milk not coffee. They certainly aren't an amazingly well known brand over here though and the company is just bullshitting you.

I don't know about the rich tea biscuits thing. Maybe it means the tea is meant to be rich? They are however the most used biscuit with tea over here, IMO.

>>12
They look like belgian speculoos http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speculoos
They taste like brown sugar and cinnamon and are indeed delicious with black coffee. They are even too dry to eat without dunking them.
You could say that they are some "Europe's Favorite" in northern Europe. They might be  less common in UK but I'm sure you can find them.

Oh cool. They are indeed a product of Belgium.
My parents are addicted to McVitie's Digestives (100% British Wheat! Great British Taste!). They taste like graham crackers.

>>15
They are pretty good, but only with tea. On their own they aren't too special, unless you get the chocolate covered version.

wtf