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I'm a Mexican facing deportation

Name: >:| 2012-06-01 13:15

I immigrated from Mexico illegally with my mamma when i was 2, now i'm 12 and I don't have a drivers license, insurance or social security card, some people in my college said I could still be deported when they find out.

No way I want to be deported since since i'm a fat retarded american too just like you.

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Name: Anonymous 2012-06-01 13:49

How would they know?  Were they there?  You could have been born in a taxi.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-01 18:37

So just slip back in. It isent like this is a real contry anyways.
They still cant figure out if we have a mexican, Europe, or American based constitution.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-01 18:39

next thing you know it there gunna try and say our constitution wasent formed properly or something and get rid of it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-01 18:44

>>4 the constitution is just a piece of flesh perhaps from the back of a alter thats for some spell.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-01 20:28

learn a sought after trade and sign up to be legit americunt.

Name: :( 2012-06-01 23:46

Learn to shut up for one thing.  Also, do something about those voices in your head telling you to keep shitposting.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 3:08

>Mexican
>12
>College

what

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 11:31

When I was 3 u forgot to turn the tap off in the kitchen and it filled with water and I went in the water and drownt.

Also I am now a ghost

Name: 4CT !3lWjo8kf8k 2012-06-02 15:10

>>1 Well, just as long as you know your roll, bitch!

Name: Yosemite Sam 2012-06-02 16:01

These colors don't run bra **== mericah!!!!!! Yeeha! Yeeha! *shoots into the sky with 2 revolvers*

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 18:38

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-02 18:38

Mexico is not so bad. Girls will be all over you and think you're an exotic specimen, so long as you act and look "American" and not like a typical Mexican.

It'll be like being a white man in Asia.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-03 12:01

>>13
What if OP is a nigger?

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 0:46

>>14
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-04 4:48

>>15
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-05 0:35

>>16
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-05 6:06

>>17
Nigger.

Name: Ἀλκιβιάδης 2012-06-06 2:11

Καὶ πεμφθεὶς Τιμησίθεος ἧκεν ἄγων τοὺς ἄρχοντας. Ἐπεὶ δὲ ἀφίκοντο, συνῆλθον οἵ τε τῶν Μοσσυνοίκων ἄρχοντες καὶ οἱ στρατηγοὶ τῶν Ἑλλήνων· καὶ ἔλεξε Ξενοφῶν, ἡρμήνευε δὲ Τιμησίθεος· ἄνδρες Μοσσύνοικοι, ἡμεῖς βουλόμεθα διασωθῆναι πρὸς τὴν Ἑλλάδα πεζῇ· πλοῖα γὰρ οὐκ ἔχομεν· κωλύουσι δὲ οὗτοι ἡμᾶς οὓς ἀκούομεν ὑμῖν πολεμίους εἶναι. Εἰ οὖν βούλεσθε, ἔξεστιν ὑμῖν ἡμᾶς λαβεῖν συμμάχους καὶ τιμωρήσασθαι εἴ τί ποτε ὑμᾶς οὗτοι ἠδίκησαν, καὶ τὸ λοιπὸν ὑμῶν ὑπηκόους εἶναι τούτους. Εἰ δὲ ἡμᾶς ἀφήσετε, σκέψασθε πόθεν αὖθις ἂν τοσαύτην δύναμιν λάβοιτε σύμμαχον.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-06 3:17

>>18
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-06 5:58

>>20
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-06 7:00

tsk nigger dubs

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-06 7:03

>>22
Nigger.

>>22
Tsk.

>>22
Nice dubs, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-06 7:15

>>23
Go fuck yourself, fagstorm.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-06 9:14

>>24
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-06 10:01

>>25
/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-06 11:40

>>26
/racoon tacos/

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-06 13:45

>>23
Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-06 19:32

>>28
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 5:04

>>29
Assfucker.  Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 8:27

>>30
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 13:15

>>30
Assfucker.  Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 13:16

>>32
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 13:22

>>33
Assfucker.  Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 13:22

>>34
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 13:25

>>35
Assfucker.  Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 13:25

>>36
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 13:25

>>37
Assfucker.  Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 13:26

>>38
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-07 15:06

hola viva mexico

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-09 15:38

>>40
Nigger.

Name: Anonymous 2012-06-26 6:00

>>41
Nigger.

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