I'm a Mexican facing deportation

I immigrated from Mexico illegally with my mamma when i was 2, now i'm 12 and I don't have a drivers license, insurance or social security card, some people in my college said I could still be deported when they find out.

No way I want to be deported since since i'm a fat retarded american too just like you.

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Mexico is not so bad. Girls will be all over you and think you're an exotic specimen, so long as you act and look "American" and not like a typical Mexican.

It'll be like being a white man in Asia.