why are company sites so shitass

Every time I think of a popular company, brand, or something like that, and look up a website, it is a choking hog of a page heavy with Adobe Flash elements.  I consequently rarely visit or try to jump in and out as fast as possible, never to return.

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.

But i need to buy a gun to shoot that cocksucker Tyler Durden.

First person that comes out this fucking door gets a... gets a *lead salad*, you understand?

The condom is the glass slipper of our generation.

You slip it on, you dance the night away with a stranger, and then you throw it away the condom, that is, not the stranger.

>>5
Oh, Marla. Marla, Marla, Marla, Marla, Marla. As much as it pains me to do so, I am afraid I must correct you on a few points. Your glass slipper analogy is not so watertight as it appears. I noticed the following four failings:
1. The phrase "The condom is the glass slipper of our generation" implies that many people belonging to a previous generation wore glass slippers. This is simply not true. The glass slipper you refer to was worn by a girl from a fairy tale, namely Cinderella.
2. Cinderella did not throw away the glass slipper, as a member of our generation does with a condom. She lost it by accident when she was fleeing at the impending stroke of midnight.
3. There may be exceptions, but I believe it is not the common practice to wear a condom for the activity of dancing. In fact, the purpose of a condom is to lower the likelihood of conceiving a child during sexual intercourse.
4. "...and then you throw it away the condom..."
I feel like there should be some kind of punctuation here. I would suggest using a semicolon after the word "away" next time.

Fuck this Fight Club shit it ain't a good movie, fuck it ain't even a good book, shitheads.

>>7
Well fuck off and watch The Princess Diaries or whatever crap you talk about!

>>8
Nigger.