why are company sites so shitass

Every time I think of a popular company, brand, or something like that, and look up a website, it is a choking hog of a page heavy with Adobe Flash elements.  I consequently rarely visit or try to jump in and out as fast as possible, never to return.

The condom is the glass slipper of our generation.

You slip it on, you dance the night away with a stranger, and then you throw it away the condom, that is, not the stranger.