Farts have been clocked at about 10 ft/sec, which is a little less than 7 mph. Hurricanes go 10 to 20 times faster.
This is why we have the common phrase "blow me down" instead of "fart me down". Flatulence force is negligible.
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Anonymous2012-03-10 19:23
But maybe just at the cusp of the ass? Like the supersonic end of a cracking whip? The fart just slipstreams out the cheeks for an instant?
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Anonymous2012-03-11 4:06
>>4 No. Everything you produce is negligible. The air of a butterfly's wings has a greater effect than the wind of your passing. As you let out your final breath, you will realize that life is a butt vapor. The truth stinks, doesn't it?
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Anonymous2012-03-11 4:11
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Maybe I meant YOUR farts. Jeepers, it's not all about me. You got the opposite of self-centered going on there.