So can farts be like hurricane force

I mean like, even for a split second maybe?  Maybe it comes out for a split second like a hurricane?

No.

Farts have been clocked at about 10 ft/sec, which is a little less than 7 mph. Hurricanes go 10 to 20 times faster.

This is why we have the common phrase "blow me down" instead of "fart me down". Flatulence force is negligible.

But maybe just at the cusp of the ass?  Like the supersonic end of a cracking whip?  The fart just slipstreams out the cheeks for an instant?

>>4 No. Everything you produce is negligible. The air of a butterfly's wings has a greater effect than the wind of your passing. As you let out your final breath, you will realize that life is a butt vapor. The truth stinks, doesn't it?

>>5
Maybe I meant YOUR farts.  Jeepers, it's not all about me.  You got the opposite of self-centered going on there.

>>6 Says you.