Why the Soviet Union fell

Communism in East Europe fell because the leaders voluntarily adopted the capitalist and liberal policies of glasnost and perestroika. Communism never failed, the leaders simply sold out.

But if you want to retcon history and believe that Ronald Reagan with space weapons and capitalism defeated "the Evil Empire", then feel free to be wrong.

Let's see. Adopt capitalist policies. Government collapses. Blame it on communism. Makes a lot of sense. Not.

Also this is going to make you mad but Article I, Section 8, Clause 3 of the U.S. Constitution says: The Congress shall have power . . . To regulate commerce with foreign nations, and among the several states, and with the Indian tribes;"

Looks like the Founding Fathers were "commies".

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No it fell because Lucifer-Alpha was released into the atmosphere by rogue scientists.

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Maybe those were the Terrigen mists, released by the Inhumans from their hidden city of Attilan. I... I'm mutating! Call Reed Richards! (212-THE-FOUR)

I want to ask you one question. If I had some nuts, hanging on the wall, what would I have honey? I said, "Darlin, you'd have some walnuts!" She said, "Well, Daddy, if I had some nuts on my chest would those be chestnuts?" I said "Hell yeah." She said, "Well, Daddy, if I had some nuts on my chin would those be chin nuts?" I said "Hell no bitch, you'd have a dick in your mouth! mouth! mouth!"

Bolsheviks ruined it.

I think it was something to do with /int/