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Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:07

Because 1000 posts.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:08

damn i just had an hour long shower, fapped like aboss

4 girls, 2 sisters, 1 black haired skinny, 1 brunette medium, they want to see what it lookks like, show them in bathroom, black haired skinny in tights hands and mouth and help, then few weeks later, al college goes into city, i say im meetin parents, girls say they are doing group assignemtn, meet up, they are dancing, alcohol, im sitting by the way hands by my sides not allowed to move, first with pants on, then pants off, pre cum, black haired skinny comes over hot and sweaty, slides down and has an orgasm, tight convulsion on cock, her feet im massing with my hands, shes moaning girls are watching i cum buckets inside her

amnd 503 still happening

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:08

Why

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:08

first for zyzz

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:08

Who is your favorite pony?
Mine is fluttershy

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:10

>>2
pics or it didn't happen

Name: decided_to_start_using_a_name 2012-02-07 21:10

>>5
are you really gonna pony up the place

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:10

AMS performance should be back to normal. if you are still seeing issues please write to help at http://t.co/InOPdKHi with a traceroute.

Name: decided_to_start_using_a_name 2012-02-07 21:11

>>8
how to tracerute

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:12

I've already fapped 7 times today and i'm already getting that itch.  Hopefully I can get my fix of 4chan soon and get my mind off of my burning red penis.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:12

>>8
We're not AMS though, we're LA and SIN

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:12

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Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:12

Fucked up my pony. Great. This is off to a shit start.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:14

>pony
It would be worth to be permabanned from 4chan if all the other pony faggots were banned with me.

Name: decided_to_start_using_a_name 2012-02-07 21:18

>>14
i would also take that deal. but i get permabanned all the time so it doesnt really bother me

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:18

4 girls, 2 sisters, 1 black haired skinny, 1 brunette medium, they want to see what it lookks like, show them in bathroom, black haired skinny in tights hands and mouth and help, then few weeks later, al college goes into city, i say im meetin parents, girls say they are doing group assignemtn, meet up, they are dancing, alcohol, im sitting by the way hands by my sides not allowed to move, first with pants on, then pants off, pre cum, black haired skinny comes over hot and sweaty, slides down and has an orgasm, tight convulsion on cock, her feet im massing with my hands, shes moaning girls are watching i cum buckets inside her

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:20

I keep getting error 503 service temporarily unavailable every time I try and get on /v/ or any other board

I already cleaned out my cache and reset my IP
does anyone know what else I can do?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:20

This is not sugoi.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:20

>>17
Pray.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:21

>>17
nothing Cloudflare is being shitty

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:23

>>17
Install Window 8.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:23

ive emailed cloudfucks and they told me it was the malicious ip thing and that if it happens again then i should email them back.....

well its still happening but i cant be fcked replying to themm

if they can't fix it then its a gov attack

this is how the world ends
not with a bang
but with a government planned ddos

Name: decided_to_start_using_a_name 2012-02-07 21:23

emailed them got this very standard reply

Hello

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. If you think that CloudFlare is having system issues, we would invite you to check our system status page or Twitter feed for updates.

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However, sometimes you've got a problem or question that you need a response to right away. To help, our system automatically looked through the FAQs and found the following possible matches:

 - "My email stopped working. What should I do?" at http://support.cloudflare.com/kb/troubleshooting/my-email-stopped-working-what-should-i-do?anon_token=04db3b611b6ce3b3fa9bc7ce3129f6a284d37313

 - "What is DNS?" at http://support.cloudflare.com/kb/adding-sites-cloudflare/what-is-dns?anon_token=04db3b611b6ce3b3fa9bc7ce3129f6a284d37313



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Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:24

4 girls, 2 sisters, 1 black haired skinny, 1 brunette medium, they want to see what it lookks like, show them in bathroom, black haired skinny in tights hands and mouth and help, then few weeks later, al college goes into city, i say im meetin parents, girls say they are doing group assignemtn, meet up, they are dancing, alcohol, im sitting by the way hands by my sides not allowed to move, first with pants on, then pants off, pre cum, black haired skinny comes over hot and sweaty, slides down and has an orgasm, tight convulsion on cock, her feet im massing with my hands, shes moaning girls are watching i cum buckets inside her

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:25

>>22
Reply to it again, damn it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:25

>>23

that's a computer generated reply will be about 10-15/over9000 minutes until you get a human reply from a dude named 'Jeremy' or a girl named 'Margie'

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:26

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Name: decided_to_start_using_a_name 2012-02-07 21:26

>>26
either you are a psycic or youve done this as well

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:27

>>27
So moe

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:28

>>28
did it like 30 mins ago

"
Hey Jeremy it is still not working for many of us. We simply cannot connect to boards.4chan.org the 503 issue is still apparent. Perhaps there is still something directly wrong ?

We are all hoping to have a fix soon, we have posts and lolis and vidyas and images and things to do :3
"

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:28

eating some red baron pizza
all you niggas be jellin on me

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:28

4 girls, 2 sisters, 1 black haired skinny, 1 brunette medium, they want to see what it lookks like, show them in bathroom, black haired skinny in tights hands and mouth and help, then few weeks later, al college into city, i say im meetin parents, girls say they are doing group assignemtn, meet up, they are dancing, alcohol, im sitting by the way by my sides not allowed to move, first with pants on, then pants off, pre cum, black haired skinny comes over hot and sweaty, slides down and has an orgasm, tight convulsion on her cock, her feet im massing with my hands, shes moaning girls are watching i cum buckets inside her

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:31

is dat sum copy pasta

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:31

Watching ouran host club because I want to feel like a faggot.

Name: decided_to_start_using_a_name 2012-02-07 21:31

i wonder if this thread will get to 1000 too before this problem is fixed

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:32

goddamn guys you will not believe what just happened to me
4 girls, 2 sisters, 1 black haired skinny, 1 brunette medium, they want to see what it lookks like, show them in bathroom, black haired skinny in tights hands and mouth and help, then few weeks later, al college into city, i say im meetin parents, girls say they are doing group assignemtn, meet up, they are dancing, alcohol, im sitting by the way by my sides not allowed to move, first with pants on, then pants off, pre cum, black haired skinny comes over hot and sweaty, slides down and has an orgasm, tight convulsion on her cock, her feet im massing with my hands, shes moaning girls are watching i cum buckets inside her

shit was so cash

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:33

sitting with my parnet them eating thai take away food im hungry as fuck but not goin to eat or drink until 4chan is back up and if i die let it be known that i was never a pony fag and i alwys loved the frosted butts

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:34

drinking cocoa, liek a boss.
still 503.

fuckin a.

-asianon

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:34

Hey faggots,

4 girls, 2 sisters, 1 black haired skinny, 1 brunette medium, they want to see what it lookks like, show them in bathroom, black haired skinny in tights hands and mouth and help, then few weeks later, al college into city, i say im meetin parents, girls say they are doing group assignemtn, meet up, they are dancing, alcohol, im sitting by the way by my sides not allowed to move, first with pants on, then pants off, pre cum, black haired skinny comes over hot and sweaty, slides down and has an orgasm, tight convulsion on her cock, her feet im massing with my hands, shes moaning girls are watching i cum buckets inside her

pic related its me and my bitch

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:34

>>26

Ive been chatting with jeremy. From the lack of replies & general answers, I would say they have no idea whats going on. Is this (shitflare) a small time operation?

Name: decided_to_start_using_a_name 2012-02-07 21:35

just got this from justin. looks loke there are 3 tech guys over at cloudfuck

// To make sure it gets to the right person, please reply above this line
==================================================

Can you please send us a traceroute to the site from your location?



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Name: peepoothewise 2012-02-07 21:35

>>35
Took about 20 hours to max out the first thread. I hope not

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:36

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:36

>>40
Their customer service department would be completely removed from their tech department (ie people who actually know what is going on) so that's probably to be expected, at least until Jeremy can be briefed on the situation.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:37

you know these textboards aren't all that bad

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:38

>>45
It'd be better if noko worked.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:38

ya rly

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:39

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:39

what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

god bless you dad

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:39

>>40
ask jeremy that if he's in san francisco to try and access boards.4chan.org/v/ and to see if he gets a 503 error as well.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:40

what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

god bless you dad

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:41

Dammit Jeremy

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:41

>>49
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~L13K TH1S 1F U CRY 3V3RY T13M~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:41

يا مجموعة من المثليين ،

اسمي اوباما وانا اكره كل واحد منكم. كنت غبية لوطي المسيحيين والسذاجة ذلك. حقيقة أن فقط 20 في المئة من كنت اعتقد انني من المسلمين يعني أن بقية كنت أعمى. أنا ببطء تحويل أمريكا إلى دولة مسلمة. أنت تعرف هذا كل الأرض مسجد الصفر هو سكران حتى على بعد نحو ، انها مجرد بداية.

عندما أبدأ العمل مع "عملية "Operation Crescent Moon" القمر" في وقت ما مايو 2011 ، سيكون من غير المشروعة للاساءة الى المسلمين. هذا صحيح ، تحت راية "الحساسية الثقافية" كل شيء يمكن أن يسيء يحتمل أن تكون مسلما وستبذل غير المشروعة. لا مزيد من الكحول ، وليس الجنس قبل الزواج أكثر ، وبالتأكيد ليس أكثر المواد الإباحية.

الموافقة المسبقة عن علم ذات الصلة. انها لي بوصفها حقا أنا ، أنت غبي حزم الحطب

Name: peepoothewise 2012-02-07 21:41

>>46
How stupid are you to lose this thread in an empty board?
And what's up with all this spam?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:42

GREAT JOB JEREMY
NICE SHOT JEREMY

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:42

>>55
I guess it's to remind us of home.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:43

>>55
Not losing the thread. It's convenience, really.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:43

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:43

its back nigger ITS BACK i love you all <3

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:43


Hello Concerned Anon,

Thank you for contacting CloudFlare.

4 girls, 2 sisters, 1 black haired skinny, 1 brunette medium, they want to see what it lookks like, show them in bathroom, black haired skinny in tights hands and mouth and help, then few weeks later, al college into city, i say im meetin parents, girls say they are doing group assignemtn, meet up, they are dancing, alcohol, im sitting by the way by my sides not allowed to move, first with pants on, then pants off, pre cum, black haired skinny comes over hot and sweaty, slides down and has an orgasm, tight convulsion on her cock, her feet im massing with my hands, shes moaning girls are watching i cum buckets inside her. Please let us know if you have any other questions.


-Jeremy

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:44

Califag here. Finally able to browse 4chan again. Later, dudes. It's been real.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:44

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT RETARD. I made one of those posts and neither of the others. Stop pretending you are a mod, or actually know shit about anything. You are such a fucking idiot. I love it when stupid faggot little dipshits with tiny dinks like you do those "Same person" line-ups and are totally wrong. Suck my big hairy cock you pathetic know-nothing little queer bait. I'll make you wear a fucking dress. What a stupid fag you are. hard to believe. Fag.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:44

WE"RE BACK

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:45

It's working again for ausfags

http://boards.4chan.org/v/

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:45

AUSFAG HERE
BOARDS UP

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:45

AM-FUCKING-MAZING
IT WORKS

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:45

oh god i love you all ill vistit as much as i can
ITS BACK THANK BASED JEREMY ITS BACK

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:46

HAIL JEREMY

Name: peepoothewise 2012-02-07 21:47

And once more we leave. Join me in /a/ brothers

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:48

I LOVE YOU JEREMY

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:48

Finally it was a pleasure to chat with all of you, cya.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:49

I'm off to /p/ lol. Just gotta send one last message to Based Jeremy and then I'm off to find 4 girls, 2 sisters, 1 black haired skinny, 1 brunette medium, they want to see what it lookks like, show them in bathroom, black haired skinny in tights hands and mouth and help, then few weeks later, al college into city, i say im meetin parents, girls say they are doing group assignemtn, meet up, they are dancing, alcohol, im sitting by the way by my sides not allowed to move, first with pants on, then pants off, pre cum, black haired skinny comes over hot and sweaty, slides down and has an orgasm, tight convulsion on her cock, her feet im massing with my hands, shes moaning girls are watching i cum buckets inside her

Name: decided_to_start_using_a_name 2012-02-07 21:51

bout time

Name: Killbot 2012-02-07 21:52

>>71 JEREMY DOES NOT LOVE YOU BACK.  KILLBOT HAS SPOKEN

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:54

IT'S BACK MOTHERRFUCKERS!

Name: ragechan 2012-02-07 22:03

soooo...

Name: Kouduni !!QeJtuhAmmsQyKeH 2012-02-07 22:06

i just got access, it working for any one else?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 22:06

Seems to be back.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 22:08

WE´RE BACK!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 22:09

>77
>wait for boards.4chan.org to work all day
>finally work
>all i want to do is post on /games/ now
well shit

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 22:17

love  you guys

good luck x

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 22:20

Its finally back folks. Godspeed

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 22:39

OH JOY OF JOYS!
/co/ IS BACK UP! SOMEONE PINCHE ME!

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 23:17

RAGING COPPER PUPPET

Name: peepoothewise 2012-02-09 23:27

I'll gonna kill a nigga at Cloudflare this time, I swear

Name: KMA 2012-07-12 6:19

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-12 17:30

I really like the concept of cloudfire.

Name: Anonymous 2012-07-12 18:06

I thought cloudflare was an isp program. So when i tried to upload a gif to be I thought I was in trouble.

Name: penis 2012-09-10 17:53

I love that jeremy dick

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