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Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:07

Because 1000 posts.

Name: decided_to_start_using_a_name 2012-02-07 21:35

just got this from justin. looks loke there are 3 tech guys over at cloudfuck

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Can you please send us a traceroute to the site from your location?



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Name: peepoothewise 2012-02-07 21:35

>>35
Took about 20 hours to max out the first thread. I hope not

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:36

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:36

>>40
Their customer service department would be completely removed from their tech department (ie people who actually know what is going on) so that's probably to be expected, at least until Jeremy can be briefed on the situation.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:37

you know these textboards aren't all that bad

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:38

>>45
It'd be better if noko worked.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:38

ya rly

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:39

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:39

what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

god bless you dad

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:39

>>40
ask jeremy that if he's in san francisco to try and access boards.4chan.org/v/ and to see if he gets a 503 error as well.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:40

what if one day you woke up and your nipples were completely gone
like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire life your dad had been sneaking into your room while you slept
and sucking on your chest to make to gigantic hickeys where your nipples should be
because you were born without them
not for any sexual reason, just so you would fit in

god bless you dad

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:41

Dammit Jeremy

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:41

>>49
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~L13K TH1S 1F U CRY 3V3RY T13M~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:41

يا مجموعة من المثليين ،

اسمي اوباما وانا اكره كل واحد منكم. كنت غبية لوطي المسيحيين والسذاجة ذلك. حقيقة أن فقط 20 في المئة من كنت اعتقد انني من المسلمين يعني أن بقية كنت أعمى. أنا ببطء تحويل أمريكا إلى دولة مسلمة. أنت تعرف هذا كل الأرض مسجد الصفر هو سكران حتى على بعد نحو ، انها مجرد بداية.

عندما أبدأ العمل مع "عملية "Operation Crescent Moon" القمر" في وقت ما مايو 2011 ، سيكون من غير المشروعة للاساءة الى المسلمين. هذا صحيح ، تحت راية "الحساسية الثقافية" كل شيء يمكن أن يسيء يحتمل أن تكون مسلما وستبذل غير المشروعة. لا مزيد من الكحول ، وليس الجنس قبل الزواج أكثر ، وبالتأكيد ليس أكثر المواد الإباحية.

الموافقة المسبقة عن علم ذات الصلة. انها لي بوصفها حقا أنا ، أنت غبي حزم الحطب

Name: peepoothewise 2012-02-07 21:41

>>46
How stupid are you to lose this thread in an empty board?
And what's up with all this spam?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:42

GREAT JOB JEREMY
NICE SHOT JEREMY

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:42

>>55
I guess it's to remind us of home.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:43

>>55
Not losing the thread. It's convenience, really.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:43

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:43

its back nigger ITS BACK i love you all <3

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:43


Hello Concerned Anon,

Thank you for contacting CloudFlare.

4 girls, 2 sisters, 1 black haired skinny, 1 brunette medium, they want to see what it lookks like, show them in bathroom, black haired skinny in tights hands and mouth and help, then few weeks later, al college into city, i say im meetin parents, girls say they are doing group assignemtn, meet up, they are dancing, alcohol, im sitting by the way by my sides not allowed to move, first with pants on, then pants off, pre cum, black haired skinny comes over hot and sweaty, slides down and has an orgasm, tight convulsion on her cock, her feet im massing with my hands, shes moaning girls are watching i cum buckets inside her. Please let us know if you have any other questions.


-Jeremy

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:44

Califag here. Finally able to browse 4chan again. Later, dudes. It's been real.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:44

YOU FUCKING FAGGOT RETARD. I made one of those posts and neither of the others. Stop pretending you are a mod, or actually know shit about anything. You are such a fucking idiot. I love it when stupid faggot little dipshits with tiny dinks like you do those "Same person" line-ups and are totally wrong. Suck my big hairy cock you pathetic know-nothing little queer bait. I'll make you wear a fucking dress. What a stupid fag you are. hard to believe. Fag.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:44

WE"RE BACK

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:45

It's working again for ausfags

http://boards.4chan.org/v/

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:45

AUSFAG HERE
BOARDS UP

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:45

AM-FUCKING-MAZING
IT WORKS

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:45

oh god i love you all ill vistit as much as i can
ITS BACK THANK BASED JEREMY ITS BACK

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:46

HAIL JEREMY

Name: peepoothewise 2012-02-07 21:47

And once more we leave. Join me in /a/ brothers

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:48

I LOVE YOU JEREMY

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:48

Finally it was a pleasure to chat with all of you, cya.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:49

I'm off to /p/ lol. Just gotta send one last message to Based Jeremy and then I'm off to find 4 girls, 2 sisters, 1 black haired skinny, 1 brunette medium, they want to see what it lookks like, show them in bathroom, black haired skinny in tights hands and mouth and help, then few weeks later, al college into city, i say im meetin parents, girls say they are doing group assignemtn, meet up, they are dancing, alcohol, im sitting by the way by my sides not allowed to move, first with pants on, then pants off, pre cum, black haired skinny comes over hot and sweaty, slides down and has an orgasm, tight convulsion on her cock, her feet im massing with my hands, shes moaning girls are watching i cum buckets inside her

Name: decided_to_start_using_a_name 2012-02-07 21:51

bout time

Name: Killbot 2012-02-07 21:52

>>71 JEREMY DOES NOT LOVE YOU BACK.  KILLBOT HAS SPOKEN

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 21:54

IT'S BACK MOTHERRFUCKERS!

Name: ragechan 2012-02-07 22:03

soooo...

Name: Kouduni !!QeJtuhAmmsQyKeH 2012-02-07 22:06

i just got access, it working for any one else?

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 22:06

Seems to be back.

Name: Anonymous 2012-02-07 22:08

WE´RE BACK!!!!

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