ask a guy who never saw Avatar

OK, I never saw that famous movie called Avatar.  I am open to questions about the movie anyway.  I did see some stuff on TV about it, and I know that it was directed by the guy who directed Titanic, which is another movie that I did not bother to watch.  As aside, I saw a list of movies for the 2012 Academy Awards, and I never heard of any of them.  I can't even remember the titles that I saw listed right now.

>>1
Did you like not watching Avatar?

What are your thoughts on those films you never saw?

What future films are you planning on not watching?

lol blue niggers

>>3
* Avatar Americans

BLUENIGGERS

>>5
Listen here you, I've had enough of your hoofed mammal.

Blue Man Group was originally Blue Nigger Group. Few people bought tickets to see them, so they changed their name.

>>2
Did you like not watching Avatar? -- I enjoyed every minute of not watching Avatar, and give the time I didn't see it two thumbs up.

What are your thoughts on those films you never saw?  -- I imagine that those films have some stupid bullshit that would annoy me in one way or another.  The ugly squashed faces of the blue man group aliens really turned me off when I saw the bits on TV.  For other movies in general, I really hate the part where the adventure is slowed done for some love bullshit that doesn't even show the chick's pussy.  How do these guys get some chick they just met to love them so hard so quick?  If any of us forced a kiss on a chick, we'd get arrested.

What future films are you planning on not watching? -- If there's another Sex in the City, unless they title it Sex in the Butthole and show good pussy shots.  Hmmm.  Let me consult imdb for upcoming films.

OK, I'm back.  The Witcher 2.  What the fuck, shouldn't they release The Witcher first?  Why would I want to see #2?  The guy on the ad doesn't even look like a human, but like some crappy comic art.

Oh good god, I definitely wouldn't see the Streep-Thatcher movie.  One awful woman acted by one creepy woman, that's like the opposite of chocolate and peanut butter making a good Reese's cup.  It's like pairing vomit and dog shit.

Underworld: Awakening "When human forces discover the existence of the Vampire and Lycan clans, a war to eradicate both species commences. The vampire warrioress Selene leads the battle against humankind."  Yes this will be on my top 10 of not-watched movies this year.  On the poster, this chick in leather clothing has a pistol in each hand.  I did see The Matrix last month, so that'll do, thanks.

Best Picture nominees

The Artist
The Descendants
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
The Help
Hugo
Midnight in Paris
Moneyball
The Tree of Life
War Horse

Should I not see any of these movies?

>>10
Well, as the OP, I'll guess what these movies are about for you.

The Artist - a guy paints upon smooth snatch lips for a living.  Could be good.
The Descendants - the title is too drearily Irish for my taste.  I would join me in not watching this one.
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close - Oh god I would run from the theater screaming if I was you.  Sounds like when you are on an airplane with screeching wretched babies.
The Help - I think I remember hearing about this.  It could be an amusing look at a butler and his master, such as Jeeves.  Could be worth a look.
Hugo - Might be about a big fuckin' monster.  Check the poster.  If his arms are retardedly out of proportion to his body, then skip it.
Midnight in Paris - Sounds hot.  I masturbated to a video of Paris in a bathtub.  You could see her smooth pussy.
Moneyball - I like the title.  A big ball of money.  Interesting.
The Tree of Life - What the fuck?  If this isn't a kids' movie, then avoid.  If it is animated with a well known actor doing a voice, then avoid.
War Horse -  If it is about an actual horse, then it could be good.  Otherwise, fuck it.

>>11 Ham-fisted parodying of already snobbish reviews by snobby film critics.  If you know what's good for you, fuck all those movies.

>>12
How does one fuck a movie?

>>13 Not in the definition of sex, asshole.

>>14
sex, asshole
That's the sum and substance of what you believe. The anus is sex. Sex is the anus. You're a fucking faggot.

>>15
That's why he is Shaved For Better Entry. He must be prepared for penetration at any time.

>>12
I never read anyone's reviews, genoius.  As for fists of ham, WTF?