ask a guy who never saw Avatar

OK, I never saw that famous movie called Avatar.  I am open to questions about the movie anyway.  I did see some stuff on TV about it, and I know that it was directed by the guy who directed Titanic, which is another movie that I did not bother to watch.  As aside, I saw a list of movies for the 2012 Academy Awards, and I never heard of any of them.  I can't even remember the titles that I saw listed right now.

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Well, as the OP, I'll guess what these movies are about for you.

The Artist - a guy paints upon smooth snatch lips for a living.  Could be good.
The Descendants - the title is too drearily Irish for my taste.  I would join me in not watching this one.
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close - Oh god I would run from the theater screaming if I was you.  Sounds like when you are on an airplane with screeching wretched babies.
The Help - I think I remember hearing about this.  It could be an amusing look at a butler and his master, such as Jeeves.  Could be worth a look.
Hugo - Might be about a big fuckin' monster.  Check the poster.  If his arms are retardedly out of proportion to his body, then skip it.
Midnight in Paris - Sounds hot.  I masturbated to a video of Paris in a bathtub.  You could see her smooth pussy.
Moneyball - I like the title.  A big ball of money.  Interesting.
The Tree of Life - What the fuck?  If this isn't a kids' movie, then avoid.  If it is animated with a well known actor doing a voice, then avoid.
War Horse -  If it is about an actual horse, then it could be good.  Otherwise, fuck it.