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What is /lounge/'s fetish?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 16:28

For me, my biggest turn on is hairy women. I love girls that don't shave their legs. Unfortunately it's very uncommon in America, and those that do are fat. However, the hottest woman I have ever met had hairy legs, and she always wore shorts, and god damn.

Thankfully, unshaved armpits and pubic hair is more common than unshaved legs. It's usually embraced by hot chicks too. Of course, most of them are either lesbians or feminists.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 16:30

being fucked in the ass by some big burly jock while fucking a chicks vagina and given a tranny a blow job.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 16:41

Seeing SFBE get ass raped...............

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 17:28

Crossdressing. To make it clear, though, I don't actually want to be a little girl; I just enjoy dressing up as one.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 17:41

Smelling unwashed dicks

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 18:25

watching other people smell unwashed dicks

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 18:32

Making the whole smelling of unwashed dicks happen. filming people who are into voyeurism

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 1:10

My fetish is seeing old, bald, middle-aged man raping little girls.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 1:16

traps

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 2:32

stairs

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 3:00

forced ear cleaning

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 4:57

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 5:04

>>12
I already said NO!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 5:12

>>13
Your fingers type NO!, but your eyes say YES!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 5:21

>>14
YES on this! *yiff*

Name: !ve.2pssVVM 2012-01-08 6:08

Insanity and goth girls. Find me a goth woman with severe mental issues and I practically pop a boner straight away.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-08 6:10

I forget my tripcode a lot these days. I'm getting slow.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 7:11

>>17
I've been meaning to ask you this, do you only use that trip on /lounge/?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 7:12

>>16
I'm kinda seeing a fucked up girl and today I get her to wear anything I bring her.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-08 7:18

What if your fetish was the avoidance of all fetishes? Would the Earth collapse into a black hole?

Name: !ve.2pssVVM 2012-01-08 9:23

>>18 Once in a blue moon I'll use it on /g/.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-08 9:26

Fuck this phone with it's gay tripcode mangling. >>19 I love girls like that. Let me guess, absent father in her past. May I suggest catholic schoolgirl uniform with cat ears.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 10:02

>>16
Goth? Eh, not my cup of tea. A girl who's a bit fucked in the head is still a turn on, though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 10:05

>>22
Let me guess, absent father in her past
I know that she saw a guy stab another fellow to death, but she says there's another thing.

Also fuck garterbelts are bloody impossible to get.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-08 10:48

If she says there is something else but hasn't told you yet, 99% chance it is RAEP. Which is fine, all tgd women I've fucked who have been raped were complete freaks in the sack. Also, hrm, garter belts. You have good taste.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 11:05

>>25
Why do you bother? I mean, why do you feel the need to have a girl. I don't have a girlfriend. I never had one, the only girl I ever kissed was my 10 year old cousin when she was asleep, and I'm perfectly happy. More so than if I had a girlfriend. So why do you do it? Why not just dedicate yourself entirely to something else, like, curing cancer or something?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-08 11:23

>>26 Because unlike you, woman actually do let me fuck them.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 11:35

>>27
Point taken.

Although to be honest, I could've gotten a girlfriend if I wanted, it's just that I'm a, you know, lolicon.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 14:46

>>27
If you weren't so fevered for twat, you could have cured cancer by now.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-09 2:12

>>28 I don't think that's the real reason is it. I think you're what you are because you can't get a woman, or at least even if you would still be a Japanoperv if you had a girlfriend, you'd still get one if you could. One who was into that shit too.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-09 2:13

>>29 Why haven't you cured it yet then?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 2:16

Fuck off, fagtUK.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 3:07

>>30
No no, when I was younger I did had plenty of chances, even though I was plagued by bad acne, I was a pretty likable and funny guy but I just plainly ignored them due to shyness. Fast forward a couple of years and I've dropped school and became a N.E.E.T. and depressed shut-in, and my levels of female contact dropped drastically, even though by now I had blossomed into a beautiful butterfly. So now I'm a lolicon, and spend my days arguing with total strangers on the Internet.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-09 3:23

>>33 So you had chamber, but were too socially retarded to be able to take advantage of them. This is known as 'having no game', and still translates into you being unable to get a woman.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 3:24

Chances, not chamber. Damn you autocorrect.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 3:26

>>34
Well, okay then, in that case I guess you're right.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-09 3:37

>>36 Now I feel bad. It's not too late to turn shit around anon, go join some hobby clubs or something and meet some people.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 3:44

>>31
Your the genois with computer and drugs, not me

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-09 3:47

>>38 My genius with computers goes as far as PRESS BUTTAN, RECEIVE PROGRAM.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 3:53

She said “We need to have a serious talk. But not here. Not now. Later.” I don’t know how or why, but suddenly I gained an almost Jedi-like sense of clarity here. Literally, it was like someone turned on a switch in my head, and suddenly I knew. I really should have known before, but now everything was crystal clear.

“There’s someone else, isn’t there?” I ask her.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 3:54

>>37
I know it's not too late. I'm just mustering up some courage until I go out into the real world again.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-09 4:10

>>41 Don't leave it on long dude. I'll let you into a secret, I get social anxiety a lot too and find it hard to talk to strangers. My solution is to drink, but I can't really recommend that to anyone as I'm an alcoholic. Here's another thing, out of the girls I've slept with, most were through meeting them through mutual friends or the internet. Since I moved cities a couple of years ago, I've had less of a social circle to find women through, in fact it's been two years since I met a girl and fucked her who wasn't from the internet. A third of relationships start that way these days anyway with facebook etc so it isn't such a stigma. This is good for you, as you seem like an articulate fellow, and you can come across as a cool person over the net before you meet, which will make them want to meet you. I'd say stay away from instant messaging shit though as you can still have awkward silences on it. That's what I do anyway...stick to inboxing where you have time to think up a witty reply. Also, don't be put off if your first try fails. It's a numbers game.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 4:33

>>42
Well, thanks for the advice. I too like to drink my nervousness away, although I cannot really call myself an alcoholic, my only addiction is coffee. As for the socializing, first things first, I need to get myself a job, build up friendships, and then I guess I'll take it from there. You seem like a genuinely good guy despite all the seeming hatred on /lounge/.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 4:37

>>42
I'm not the person you're conversing with, but I am intrigued and would like to subscribe to your newsletter. Speaking of "bagging girls", I was told once by a friend that the so-called "secret" to getting girls is simply "telling them what they want to hear". My problem (and I'm sure most people on here who browse world4ch) is that I'm not sure what exactly that entails; what the fuck do they really want to hear?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-09 4:58

My damn phone posted to the wrong thread and doesn't have copy and paste, if someone could paste the reply in here to keep the coherency of the thread I would be grateful.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-09 5:00

>>43 Well, at least you have a plan for the future anon, that's good. Just because you don't have a job now though don't let that stop you from messaging girls and talking to them, it'll be good to get the practise in. Some won't care about your employment status if you can connect with them well enough. I haven't had a job in eight years! This hasn't stopped me, although in my twenties I used to rely on the whole 'I'm in a band' shit. There's always an angle though. You're writing a novel, you're a budding artist, hell any old shit will work if you're young. I'm currently coasting on being a mature student and the fact that I'll be going into teaching abroad when I get my degree. Might not even happen, but if you're in your thirties you have to have a better line in bullshit than being in a band or being a poet. If you're young you don't even need that crap, they don't expect you to have found your way yet.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-09 5:00

>>43 Well, at least you have a plan for the future anon, that's good. Just because you don't have a job now though don't let that stop you from messaging girls and talking to them, it'll be good to get the practise in. Some won't care about your employment status if you can connect with them well enough. I haven't had a job in eight years! This hasn't stopped me, although in my twenties I used to rely on the whole 'I'm in a band' shit. There's always an angle though. You're writing a novel, you're a budding artist, hell any old shit will work if you're young. I'm currently coasting on being a mature student and the fact that I'll be going into teaching abroad when I get my degree. Might not even happen, but if you're in your thirties you have to have a better line in bullshit than being in a band or being a poet. If you're young you don't even need that crap, they don't expect you to have found your way yet.


There, better?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 5:00

>>47
>>46
Well shit.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-09 5:11

>>44 This depends on the woman, but the important thing is to LISTEN. Women love to talk, so just let them, a few well placed questions will have her rambling for a while. Look out for when she smiles while talking about stuff, this is a good sign that it's a subject she will enjoy talking about, which means she is having fun with you. {cont}

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 5:14

>>45
>>46
>>47
Well, the job is not just to impress girls, I literally don't know anyone outside my close relatives so getting a job will help me in getting to know a few people, or so I think. But yeah, I hear you, thanks for the tips.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-09 5:27

{cont}third time lucky typing in this comment, fuck you phone. Ok, if she is pretty but kinda dumb, find a way to compliment her intelligence. She knows she is pretty, she's heard it from every guy she knows since she was ten years old, going on a meta level is more likely to create a bond. If she is plain but very intelligent, find a way to compliment her looks. She isn't used to that either, you will seen different to other guys. If she is pretty and smart, again compliment her brain. Everyone has told her she is hot, she knows.  Above all BE FUNNY. What I said about looking out for her smiling, this is important. everyone loves to laugh, but it's a great seduction tool. The more she is smiling the better, that means she's having a good time with you. Oh, and if she's plain and dumb, what the fuck are you doing son! walk away.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-09 5:29

>>50 good for you, best reason to get a job anyway. You're alright man, as soon as you can find a woman she'll be lucky to have you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 5:41

>>46-47 also thanks for pasting guys.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 5:53

stabgirl guy here, when i get drunk i might post some pics we took

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-09 5:58

>>54 Yes lad! The internet will love you if you do, especially me. Seize your glory, become a lounge legend.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 6:06

>>54
I'm intrigued, I would like to see those pictures too.

Name: VIPPER 2012-01-09 6:29

I hope this thread dies in the thread holocaust.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 6:30

>>57
Well it looks like we got ourselves a real professional here.

Name: >>44 2012-01-09 7:03

>>49,51
Thanks, I appreciate the advice. A problem would be just getting a conversation started, but sometimes I have had chances (like the other guy you were talking to) and ended up not taking advantage of it (being the shy moron that I am), but I am fond of the alcohol, so that's not a problem for me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 7:08

>>32
No, he's the only decent poster on world4ch left. YOU fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 11:26

>>60
he's the only decent poster on world4ch left.

What about me?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 13:47

>>61
What about you?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 14:08

>>62
I'm I not a decent poster?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 15:15

to rape a germophobic girl with my unwashed dick

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 15:25

>>63
I'd have to see citations of your last ten (10) posts on /lounge/ to make a fair judgment of that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 15:40

>>65
They were all the second post in a thread "fail. GTFO"

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 16:44

>>66
There's something like 9 different threads entitled "fail. GTFO", the second posts of which are of good quality, and one was made with the tripcode K-Series!uVdLP5AWJg which made nothing but shitty posts. I am skeptical that these are your 10 recent posts, especially since they're so far apart in time to each other. I will then deduct from this that IHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 4:11

>>67
Don't let >>66 fool you, he's not >>63 , I am. And my last ten (10) posts are none of your concern. If they are to be judged upon their quality, then only moot herself, in her infinite wisdom, has the power to do so. Besides, I never bump shitty threads.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2012-01-10 18:48

>>59
Ok man. I'd advise you if at all possible to not use alcohol as a crutch in social situations. I can't socialise whatsoever without it anymore, so I go from being a shutin and not talking to anyone to a mad drunk who talks to everyone, which isn't really the best solution. You probably have more restraint than me though.

>>60
No, he's the only decent poster on world4ch left.
Very kind of you, but nowhere near the truth. Anonymous is the best poster here. Apart from this guy >>61.

Also, stabgirl guy, where are those pics dude?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-10 19:11

>>69
Apart from this guy >>61.

I take offence to that, I'm a grate poster.
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