/lounge/ - My Penis is too small

Name: >;[ 2012-01-07 11:36

I tried to lose technical virginity for the third time and the third boy complained that my cock is too small and it falls out when I enter him. What should I do?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 11:51

│ │ │ │ ┌┘ │ ┌┘ │ ┌┘ │ ┌┘ │ This goes on every day. ┌┘ ├────────┐ ┌┘ ├───┐ │ │ ┌──────┘ │ │┌──┘ Every. Day. └┐ ├─┘ └┐ ├┘ └┐ │ └┐ │ Can you guess └┐ │ └┐ │ what happens next? │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ SFBE BOY

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 11:56

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████████ │ │ █████████ ┌┘ │ ██████████ ┌┘ │ This goes on every day. ███████████ ┌┘ ├─┐ ████████████████████ │ │┌┘ Every. Day. █████████████ └┐ ├┘ ██████████ └┐ │ Can you guess █████████ └┐ │ what happens next? ████████ │ │ ████████ │ │ NIGGER REDCREAM

Name: :| 2012-01-07 11:58

>>1-3 Such dick shit that can only come from your dick shit imaginations.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 12:02

>>4
Lick the shit from my dick.

Name: < 2012-01-07 12:04

>>5 FUCK NO!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 12:06

>>2
It is obvious that this is wrong since the boy and sfbe should be switched around.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 12:07

I have a tiny dick but fortunately I lost my virginity to my very sexually-naive girlfriend. It's a shame that even pop culture makes everyone hyper-aware of penis size issues though, and I have to keep her away from sites like Omegle.

Also, sex with a tiny dick is uncomfortable because it keeps coming out and one of us has to manually re-insert it. Maybe it'll be better for you homo-sexuals.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 12:29

>>8
Nobody gives a shit, fagtUK

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 13:54

Why do you people keep talking about sex, I'm a virgin and don't even have any intention of ever losing it. NO SLUT IS WORTHY OF MY MEMBER!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 14:09

>>8
Nobody gives a shit, fagtUSA

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 14:31

>>11
Your assumption only serves to show off your stupidity.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 14:40

TOUCH MEN GLADLY

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 16:42

>>12
Your assumption only serves to show off your stupidity.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-07 16:57

>>2-kun, I am guessing that this happens next: │ │ │ │ \ ┌┘ │ ┌┘ │ \ ┌┘ │ ┌┘ │ Aaahhh! Stop raping me, mister! ┌┘ ├───┬┘ ├───┐ │ │ ┌─┤ │┌──┘ └┐ ├─┘ └┐ ├┘ └┐ │ └┐ │ └┐ │ └┐ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ SFBE BOY

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 22:00

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That is disgusting.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 22:14

>>15
Wrong way round, Boy rapes SFBE. Unless boy is also SFBE, in which case we denote him as SFBE2.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-08 7:42

>>17
Understood: │ │ │ │ \ │ └┐ │ └┐ \ │ └┐ │ └┐ You're so smooth! ┌────────┤ └┬─┤ └┐ Did you shave? └──────┐ │ ├┐│ │ Shave for better entry? . └─┤ ┌┘└┤ ┌┘ o │ ┌┘ │ ┌┘ O │ ┌┘ │ ┌┘ () │ │ │ │ │ │ │ │ SFBE BOY

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 7:49

>>18
Yes, now that is a near perfect depiction of SFBEs daily life.

Is ``penis'' is nowhere near as big as that implies, though.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-08 7:52

>>19
SFBE is wearing a strap-on in that picture. In fact, all such pictures. 4chan does not have a magnification feature that allows us to zoom in to see SFBE's actual penis profile.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 7:54

Mayhaps RedCream wants SFBE's penis to be long as he lusts for such a thing?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-08 7:56

>>21
No. I have already noted that it is a strap-on. Are your English skills truly this deficient?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 10:24

>>18
Kream you are so gay.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 10:25

>>22
Kream you are so gay.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 10:25

>>20
Kream you are so gay.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 10:45

>>25
Kream you are so gay.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 12:13

>>22 Meanwhile, you suffer blunt force head trauma caused by my two-by-four, asswipe.

PS Y'all know the only reason DonkeyBalls resents everything you say is because he wants to be the king of 4chan, right?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 22:14

>>3
** ████████ │ │ █████████ ┌┘ │ ██████████ ┌┘ │ This goes on every day. ███████████ ┌┘ ├─┐ ████████████████████ │ │┌┘ Every. Day. █████████████ └┐ ├┘ ██████████ └┐ │ Can you guess █████████ └┐ │ what happens next? ████████ │ │ ████████ │ │ African American REDCREAM

Name: poop 2012-01-09 2:51

<3

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 3:12

>>29
YOU LOEV PEWP

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 7:52

>>28
lol nigger

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 7:55

>>31
^* lol African American

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 8:04

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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 8:11

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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 8:14

>>33
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Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 8:15

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>>35
So much FALE!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 8:21

>>36
So much FALE!
I see no Samoan houses around here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 9:00

>>37
I was going to make a AA fale hut but I FALEd miserably.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 9:50

>>38
Clearly.

My Penis is too small

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