Return Styles: Pseud0ch, Terminal, Valhalla, NES, Geocities, Blue Moon. Entire thread

My Penis is too small

Name: >;[ 2012-01-07 11:36

I tried to lose technical virginity for the third time and the third boy complained that my cock is too small and it falls out when I enter him. What should I do?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 11:51


   │      │             │   │
  ┌┘      │            ┌┘   │
 ┌┘       │           ┌┘    │        This goes on every day.
┌┘        ├────────┐ ┌┘     ├───┐
│         │ ┌──────┘ │      │┌──┘         Every. Day.
└┐        ├─┘        └┐     ├┘
 └┐       │           └┐    │            Can you guess
  └┐      │            └┐   │          what happens next?
   │      │             │   │
   │      │             │   │
     SFBE                BOY

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 11:56

*
  
   ████████             │   │
  █████████            ┌┘   │
 ██████████           ┌┘    │        This goes on every day.
███████████          ┌┘     ├─┐
████████████████████ │      │┌┘           Every. Day.
█████████████        └┐     ├┘
 ██████████           └┐    │            Can you guess
  █████████            └┐   │          what happens next?
   ████████             │   │
   ████████             │   │
    NIGGER             REDCREAM

Name: :| 2012-01-07 11:58

>>1-3 Such dick shit that can only come from your dick shit imaginations.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 12:02

>>4
Lick the shit from my dick.

Name: < 2012-01-07 12:04

>>5 FUCK NO!!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 12:06

>>2
It is obvious that this is wrong since the boy and sfbe should be switched around.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 12:07

I have a tiny dick but fortunately I lost my virginity to my very sexually-naive girlfriend. It's a shame that even pop culture makes everyone hyper-aware of penis size issues though, and I have to keep her away from sites like Omegle.

Also, sex with a tiny dick is uncomfortable because it keeps coming out and one of us has to manually re-insert it. Maybe it'll be better for you homo-sexuals.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 12:29

>>8
Nobody gives a shit, fagtUK

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 13:54

Why do you people keep talking about sex, I'm a virgin and don't even have any intention of ever losing it. NO SLUT IS WORTHY OF MY MEMBER!!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 14:09

>>8
Nobody gives a shit, fagtUSA

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 14:31

>>11
Your assumption only serves to show off your stupidity.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 14:40

TOUCH MEN GLADLY

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 16:42

>>12
Your assumption only serves to show off your stupidity.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-07 16:57

>>2-kun, I am guessing that this happens next:

   │      │      │   │     \
  ┌┘      │     ┌┘   │      \
 ┌┘       │    ┌┘    │    Aaahhh! Stop raping me, mister!
┌┘        ├───┬┘     ├───┐
│         │ ┌─┤      │┌──┘
└┐        ├─┘ └┐     ├┘
 └┐       │    └┐    │
  └┐      │     └┐   │
   │      │      │   │
   │      │      │   │
     SFBE         BOY

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 22:00

headline:  Santorum: McCain's the insider
That is disgusting.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-07 22:14

>>15
Wrong way round, Boy rapes SFBE.  Unless boy is also SFBE, in which case we denote him as SFBE2.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-08 7:42

>>17
Understood:
            │      │    │   │     \
            │      └┐   │   └┐     \
            │       └┐  │    └┐   You're so smooth!
   ┌────────┤        └┬─┤     └┐    Did you shave?
   └──────┐ │         ├┐│      │      Shave for better entry?
   .      └─┤        ┌┘└┤     ┌┘
   o        │       ┌┘  │    ┌┘
   O        │      ┌┘   │   ┌┘
  ()        │      │    │   │
            │      │    │   │
              SFBE       BOY

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 7:49

>>18
Yes, now that is a near perfect depiction of SFBEs daily life.

Is ``penis'' is nowhere near as big as that implies, though.

Name: RedCream 2012-01-08 7:52

>>19
SFBE is wearing a strap-on in that picture. In fact, all such pictures. 4chan does not have a magnification feature that allows us to zoom in to see SFBE's actual penis profile.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 7:54

Mayhaps RedCream wants SFBE's penis to be long as he lusts for such a thing?

Name: RedCream 2012-01-08 7:56

>>21
No. I have already noted that it is a strap-on. Are your English skills truly this deficient?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 10:24

>>18
Kream you are so gay.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 10:25

>>22
Kream you are so gay.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 10:25

>>20
Kream you are so gay.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 10:45

>>25
Kream you are so gay.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 12:13

>>22 Meanwhile, you suffer blunt force head trauma caused by my two-by-four, asswipe.

PS Y'all know the only reason DonkeyBalls resents everything you say is because he wants to be the king of 4chan, right?

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-08 22:14

>>3
**
 
   ████████             │   │
  █████████            ┌┘   │
 ██████████           ┌┘    │        This goes on every day.
███████████          ┌┘     ├─┐
████████████████████ │      │┌┘           Every. Day.
█████████████        └┐     ├┘
 ██████████           └┐    │            Can you guess
  █████████            └┐   │          what happens next?
   ████████             │   │
   ████████             │   │
    African American   REDCREAM

Name: poop 2012-01-09 2:51

<3

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 3:12

>>29
YOU LOEV PEWP

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 7:52

>>28
lol nigger

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 7:55

>>31
* lol African American

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 8:04

   ┍━━━━┓
   ◯    ┃
  /|\   ┃        N _ G G _ R
  ╱ ╲   ┃   
      ━━┻━━

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 8:11

*   ┍━━━━┓
   ◯    ┃
  /|\    ┃        A _ R _ C A _  A M _ _ I _ _  N
  ╱ ╲   ┃  
      ━━┻━━

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 8:14

>>33
   ┍━━━━┓
   ◯      ┃
  /|\       ┃   N A G G O R
  ╱ ╲      ┃  
        ━━┻━━

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 8:15

>>33
>>34
>>35
So much FALE!

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 8:21

>>36
So much FALE!
I see no Samoan houses around here.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 9:00

>>37
I was going to make a AA fale hut but I FALEd miserably.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-09 9:50

>>38
Clearly.

Newer Posts
Don't change these.
Name: Email:
Entire Thread Thread List