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Best zombie defense

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-27 4:31

Post a pic of a building, house or landscape that would be perfect for zombie defense.

My first attempt. http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l30etufgrQ1qb62c4o1_500.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-27 4:37

Will be difficult to get supplies in there.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-27 4:44

They probably have a mini ferry that can move cars. Islands near me do.>>2

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-27 5:02

Half of zombie army gets, frozen a quarter fall down crevices and the rest get attacked by polar bears.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-27 5:02

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Name: Anonymous 2011-12-27 5:08

The only thing worse than the apple i fad is the zombie fad. There I said it. SAGE.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-27 7:14

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Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 7:32

I have a p. damn good one. Let me find the pic.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 6:37

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 15:24

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 16:06

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US

Name: FULL O' RAGE 2011-12-29 19:27

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 22:25

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-L9LcyYgQpjU/Ti2CplgUUzI/AAAAAAAAAI4/Li6c-ySiqGc/s1600/The+Empire+State+Building.jpg
It also has a subway station in the basement used during WW2 for the president. I would set aside certain floors for livestock and growing food. Tube natural light system that comes from the side windows or roof. http://earlytimeschimneysweeps.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/solar-sky-tube.jpg

Living quarters top floor. Ground floor concreted in, get to ground on winch platform system, door entering basement subway is a bank safe door. Suspended walkway connecting buildings that have been made safe. city living at its finest. >:)

>:)

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 3:42

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 3:47

>>20
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Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 4:44

>>19
The only problem with living in a building like that is the building will fall victim to maintenance issues.  Admittance minor they will add up overtime without attendance. For 20 years or so it will be fine but 40years + the building will become unsafe. Windows will fall out, leaks etc can damage stair wells and so on.

The subway system in NYC and almost all cities relies on water pumps to stop them flooding.  The NYC system will be completely flooding within a week - official engineer estimate.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 4:47

Name: dream crushed 2011-12-30 4:48

>>22
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Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 5:05

You couldn't drive cars for long either because you would need to know how to refine gas, pump oil, maintain a refinery plant, fabricate machine parts, maintain an electric plant.... gas stocks would slowly evaporate. You can make fuel for diesel powered vehicles at home with vegetable oil. Car parts would rust over time and you wouldn't be able to simply replace parts you would have to create them.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 5:07

Id have one of those parachutes with a motor backpack.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 5:14

>>25
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Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 5:58

>>27
Q(ºwºQ)

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 13:25

join zombies, best defense eva! EVA!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 15:16

>>25
That's where we come in. My company, Power Research Inc., manufacturers industrial-grade fuel stability chemistries for long term fuel storage for diesel and gasoline.  The original formulas were developed for refineries more than 40 years ago for bulk fuel storage, and today, our ongoing research program has developed optimum formulas that can extend the life of today's modern fuels for many years at a time.

How long can PRI keep fuel fresh?  This depends on the original condition of the fuel.  While tests indicate that PRI can keep fuels fresh in many instances for 10 years and more, fuel should be dosed with PRI every 6-12 months for maximum benefit.  If your fuel is already in poor condition, not to worry.  PRI-D for diesel, and PRI-G for gasoline have also demonstrated an uncanny capability to restore very old, stale fuels to a refinery fresh conditions.

In one extreme case, a doubting client took a 15-year old sample of some very gummy and malodorous gasoline from a junkyard car in New Hampshire.  He sent the sample to Saybolt Laboratories in Boston for analysis.  Predictably, the fuel was completely unusable when tested for oxidation stability.  When treated and re-tested with PRI-G, this bad fuel was completely restored to refinery freshness.

We recently had another similar case with a Caribbean-based client.  The engines for his back-up power generation unit simply would not run on the stored fuel.  We had the fuel tested for accelerated stability at an independent laboratory at Port Everglades, Florida.  This fuel was out of specification by more than fifteen-fold--the worst I have ever seen in my 25-years of fuel experience.  Again, PRI-D did the job.  After treatment, this very challenging diesel fuel was brought into specifications.  Our client's engines ran as if nothing had happened.

The key to PRI chemistry is our proprietary enhanced thermal stability chemistry.  This unique chemistry is not available in the "consumer" additives at auto parts stores and marine and RV supply outfits.  We've had many of these products independently tested, and not surprisingly, the majority of these "stabilizers" do little or nothing to preserve fuels.  Some even make the fuel worse.  The fact that some manufacturers heavily dilute these formulas with common solvent carriers--reducing their strength--is evidenced by the poor treatment rates of these products.  This also makes them very expensive on a per treated gallon basis.

http://theepicenter.com/tow021799.html

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 16:24

Why didn't they just gas the zombies to dead?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 19:35

>>31
not enough jewish zombies.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 19:38

Real, authentic JEWS gold is hard to come by.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-30 22:00

If I knew they were coming 4 years before they struck I would dig a giant and wide hole with a digger build a bunker then fill it back in with dirt. Or take over an existing bunker.
http://www.dsgnwrld.com/wp-content/uploads/Bunker-Chicago-IL-USA-6.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-rBRvTN-QEiw/TaFv-pKhXEI/AAAAAAAAAeE/wI444X-_JyE/s1600/tom_cruise_bunker.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 2:43

>>34
Better to buy an old silo than a new one dug up.

http://www.missilebases.com/properties

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 2:45

>>34
this one will be mine.

http://www.missilebases.com/adironback

fuck off and get ur own

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 8:14

>>36
Wow thats cheap. Here in vancouver for that price all you can get is a 5 bedroom house.

Name: 14 2011-12-31 10:38

The search is over.

Behold: http://i.imgur.com/6Z3vt.png

The best zombie defense!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-31 10:57

>>38
lol @ sat tv internet. ISP's will go down during a zombie apocalypse. Servers will lose power maintenance workers dead or walkers. A hot air balloon or glider with motor would be best. less mechanical parts = no highly qualified mechanic needed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-01-01 14:49

Britney could work deep cover for my anti zombie compound gathering intel from the zombies cuz she looks like one http://hilaryshepherd.com/rantsnraves/wp-content/britneyspearsgoesnuts.jpg

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