/lounge/ - I think i might be being raped

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-22 3:53

I think someone has been sneaking in thru my window late at night and fucking me in the ass. I'm way to young for hemorrhoids so there's no way that's the reason my ass is so sore in the morning. Anyways I'm going to leave the window open again tonight and pretend to be asleep. I'll have a cell phone under my pillow in case it is a rapist. I'll post back here and let you know what happens.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-22 4:34

you should wire your buttcheecks so that when they get parted, a circuit is broken and an alarm goes off.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-22 6:54

>>2
good idea or cement glue.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-22 9:44

>>1

Note to fellow /lounge/lizards note the late of RedCream posts during the time the OP created this thread. Leading to the not surprising conclusion the rapist and RedCream are the same.

Name: RedCream 2011-12-22 10:57

>>4
No. Your concern in this matter is without foundation.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-22 23:56

>>5
Do not attempt to rape my post RapeCream.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 0:11

Are u fucking retarded? You can get hemroids at any age. The most reasonable explanation is you have hemroids, go see a doctor. Occam's razor.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occam%27s_razor

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 0:22

>>7
It is obvious that you are the perpetrator of OP's hole. Admit it. Admit your role.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 2:24

>>7
Razor near my asshole, no thanks. Take your quackery and leeches to the imageboards matey.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 4:09

hmmm. I wonder if leaches on the butthole can remedy things.

Name: Edward Cullen 2011-12-23 11:12

>>10
Kinky! INRL gay vampire rimming.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 14:13

Your sleep walking and trying to sleep drive. You must have sat down on the stick shift when you tried to get in the car through the sunroof.

Name: RedCream 2011-12-23 15:24

If it is possible to sleep walk and sleep drive, can you sleep rape?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 16:52

>>13
Are u trying to build a defense rapist?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 16:55

>>14
Build a defence rapist? What, like a robot which defends you by raping your would-be attackers?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 17:27

>>15
Dont bring robot chicken into this you maniac. Its something criminals do during questioning.

Name: RedCream 2011-12-23 17:57

>>14
Nay. I am only trying to understand the world.

P.S. PUMBLENUTS

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 22:51

>>17
Raping is a strange way to do it.

Name: RedCream 2011-12-24 0:42

>>18
I do not use rape to understand the world. What do you take me for?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-24 6:54

>>19
A poast rapist and poastential anal rapist.

Name: RedCream 2011-12-24 13:33

>>20
THROAT MY SHITMEAT, DICKDIVIDER!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-24 20:55

>>21
klone dickdected

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-24 21:02

>>22
klone dickdected

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-24 22:17

I think RedCream has been sneaking in thru my window late at night and fucking me in the ass. I'm way to young for SFBE's AIDS so there's no way that's the reason my genitals are so warty in the morning. Anyways I'm going to leave the window open again tonight and pretend to be asleep. I'll have a cell phone under my pillow in case the rapists take over. I'll post back here and let you if psychopaths like RedCream and SFBE threaten to kill me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-25 1:55

>>24
u has red cream coming out of your ass. I think we're a little beyond hemorrhoids now.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-25 2:31

<-- check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-25 3:33

Did you know hotmale.com redirects to hotmail.com ?

Name: Big Gay Al 2011-12-25 3:46

>>27
I'm guessing you have a thooper reason for going to hotmale.com

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 0:13

Are you sure it isn't your fist?

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 0:14

"Hello, Police Department."
      "This is Thomas Parrish, 903 Sylvester Court. I've just been sexually
molested by a pervert, right here in my own home. It was horrifying!"
      "Just remain calm, sir, and tell me about it."
      "Well, the man came in the window wearing a ski mask. I was napping
on the bed, in just my pajamas, and the TV set was on so I didn't hear anything.
Suddenly he had his great big old callused hand over my mouth, holding me down.
I tried to scream... he was pulling my pants off. I was so frightened! He
held a knife to my throat and undressed so quickly. What could I do? I
couldn't stop him. He was huge. A great, hairy, beefy man, more than fifty
pounds heavier than I am, and hung like... Oh! it was terrible. He had an
erection, and he knelt on my shoulders and forced the awful thing down my
throat; forced me to suck it. Yes, officer! There was no escaping this man.
Finally, when I thought I would faint, he got off me and turned me over on
my tummy, forcing my legs apart with his knees, and oh! I'm so embarrassed to
say it, he put that huge thing... It must have been a foot long, and I don't
know how thick... into my... Just a minute."
      "What's the matter, mister?"
      "Listen, I have to hang up now, he's getting out of the shower."

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 0:57

>>30
It was RedCream.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 1:09

It is said that Lisp programmers know that memory management is so
important that it cannot be left to the users and C programmers know
that memory management is so important that it cannot be left to the
system.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 2:18

>>32
Lisp programmers are open window rapists.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 2:59

Either call the cops, shut your window or clench your butt cheeks tightly before going to sleep.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 4:29

>>34
Too late he was SFBE and no matter how many clamps entry must occur.

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-28 23:55

Ancient aliens are hiding stuff in your arse!

Name: Anonymous 2011-12-29 15:13

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I think i might be being raped

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-22 3:53

2 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-22 4:34

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-22 6:54

4 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-22 9:44

5 Name: RedCream 2011-12-22 10:57

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-22 23:56

7 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 0:11

8 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 0:22

9 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 2:24

10 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 4:09

11 Name: Edward Cullen 2011-12-23 11:12

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 14:13

13 Name: RedCream 2011-12-23 15:24

14 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 16:52

15 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 16:55

16 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 17:27

17 Name: RedCream 2011-12-23 17:57

18 Name: Anonymous 2011-12-23 22:51

19 Name: RedCream 2011-12-24 0:42

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21 Name: RedCream 2011-12-24 13:33

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