I think i might be being raped

I think someone has been sneaking in thru my window late at night and fucking me in the ass. I'm way to young for hemorrhoids so there's no way that's the reason my ass is so sore in the morning. Anyways I'm going to leave the window open again tonight and pretend to be asleep. I'll have a cell phone under my pillow in case it is a rapist. I'll post back here and let you know what happens.

It is said that Lisp programmers know that memory management is so
important that it cannot be left to the users and C programmers know
that memory management is so important that it cannot be left to the
system.