piercings

One day I am going to acquire an enormous directional electromagnet, like you get on the end of cranes in scrapyards, except much more powerful.
I will then roll up outside one of those dismal rock/metal nightclubs at kicking out time, power it up and cackle dementedly as the genitals of hundreds of e.dgy-lite morons and moronettes explode in a red mist.
The collected metalwork I shall have cast into a helmet.

a purple helmet?

>>1-kun, it is pretty much impossible to achieve such magnetic field strengths at the distances you specify.

You have no edge in this game. You are all flat surface placed normal to the incident event.

>>3
how do magents work? do i need more coils?

I think magnets make space slippery or something.

>>3
That's one of the more clever insults you've come up with.

>>6
Ho yeah sorry he insulted GOD.
Fuck you, choke on your own cock you faget, eat shit and go kill yourself. I like redcream and all that and I think you don't need to be astrophysicist to conceive you are fail compared to me and redcream's tagteam.

And your mom's a hoe.

>>4-kun, the coiling is not the issue. The issue is that you can not make such a magnet unless you achieve a state of matter near nuclear densities. Nothing humans can make will achieve the ripping off of at most paramagnetic material from flesh at a range of about 200 feet.

>>6-kun, thank you kindly.

kamehamehaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA