piercings

One day I am going to acquire an enormous directional electromagnet, like you get on the end of cranes in scrapyards, except much more powerful.
I will then roll up outside one of those dismal rock/metal nightclubs at kicking out time, power it up and cackle dementedly as the genitals of hundreds of e.dgy-lite morons and moronettes explode in a red mist.
The collected metalwork I shall have cast into a helmet.

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That's one of the more clever insults you've come up with.