/lounge/ - The British Empire sucked balls

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 0:58

Britain basically conquered the easy half of the World, countries which couldn't defend themselves.

      the Caribbean: Guys too high to do anything
      Canada: Too cold for the Inuits to rebel
      Gibraltar
      Africa: Black guys with sticks
      Australia and New Zealand: A barren landscape pretty much
      India, Pakistan: Skinny dudes
      Middle East: Again, pretty much barren
      Polynesia: Small islands full of spear chuckers.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-18 1:13

Considering the frequency with which the British Empire sucked balls, we can then posit that British subjects of that era were familiar with the Eternal Question:

"How long does it take for piss to land on balls?"

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 1:26

>>2
Also the fact that a bunch of rich whiny dudes, not wanting to pay here taxes where able to rebel and beat the British, shows you how much they sucked balls.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-18 8:33

Largest empire ever, and the only one that wasn't split up due to being conquered. We just gave the land back.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 8:57

We

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 10:03

>>4
Largest empire of shit. You had to give it back under the orders of the USA. They wanted access to your markets, so they got access. Also the British where lucky Gandhi was a wimpy pacifist, otherwise they would of been kicked out 20 years earlier.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-18 10:22

>>5 yeah, that was pretty stupid.

Name: : 2011-09-18 18:45

Brittish in general think they deserve to be treated better than Americans because they all have better taste as a whole. Fact is not ALL of them are better... or even half as good. Some like Piers Morgan or Simon Cowell got into TV only cause they'd do anything to sleep with wealthy whore TV execs.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 1:02

No the USA is the only country in the world that is shiter than the UK.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 3:22

EMPIRE LIVES ON FOREVAR!!!!!!!!! GOD BLESS THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Name: RedCream 2011-09-22 3:35

How exactly does an entire empire of millions of people actually get on the action of sucking the scrotal sack of one or more males of the species? Do they take turns? Is there a schedule for scrote-suck? How many scrotums are involved in this process?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 4:41

>>11
They mean it figuratively. You worship Obama, so a reasonable person might say "RedCream really sucks Obama's dick over on /newpol/" That doesn't mean you really sick his dick (sorry). You understand?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 16:15

>>12
RedCream is libertarian.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 1:15

No Redcream is a socailst anarchist!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 1:41

>>14
Same thing.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 3:20

>>15
You must be an American. Its a common trait of there not being able to tell the diffrence between libertian and socalism.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-23 3:24

>>12
Those who hate simply must resort to hating in most circumstances.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 7:31

>>16
You must be an queer!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 7:40

>>18
must be a jew!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 7:55

>>19
Must be an Gypsy!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 9:29

>>20
must be a nigger

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 10:51

>>21
Must be a lout. Tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 16:08

>>22
Must be a faggot. Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 16:40

>>23
child.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 18:38

>>24
C.C.C....CCCC.COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 18:44

>>25
_{back to /b/, please}

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 20:10

>>26
Must be a faggot. Fuck you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 20:18

>>26
back to the gaybar!
>>27
yes he is a faggot!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 20:29

>>25
Back to /b/, please.

>>27-28
You heard the man, back to /b/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 21:33

>>29
FUCK YOU CUNTFACE

Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-09-23 21:37

>>30

RAGE MODE FUCK YUEAH YEAH ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG BTIITHIFODHIOCHIHDIJLDSJIOJWLEIILWIE DANCE

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 21:50

>>30
Hello, Poopdicknuts-san.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 22:43

>>32
UK IS THE BEST EVAR!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 4:31

GOD BLESS THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

The British Empire sucked balls

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 0:58

2 Name: RedCream 2011-09-18 1:13

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 1:26

4 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-18 8:33

5 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 8:57

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 10:03

7 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-18 10:22

8 Name: : 2011-09-18 18:45

9 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 1:02

10 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 3:22

11 Name: RedCream 2011-09-22 3:35

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 4:41

13 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-22 16:15

14 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 1:15

15 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 1:41

16 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 3:20

17 Name: RedCream 2011-09-23 3:24

18 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 7:31

19 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 7:40

20 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 7:55

21 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 9:29

22 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 10:51

23 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 16:08

24 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-23 16:40

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31 Name: Futuristipastica !!Cauoo+XsTVMkxQk 2011-09-23 21:37

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34 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-25 4:31