/lounge/ - I wish I were a little girl

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 14:38

I wish I were a little girl. I would dress up in frilly dresses and have tea parties with my little girl friends. I would have sleepovers and pillow fights. When I slept it would be in a cute little nightie. I would have big, bright eyes and would charm every adult into giving me candy. I would wear cotton clothes and run outside on windy days for the great feeling of the air on my skin through the cloth.

^{^*Sigh*} It will never happen though. I am doomed to be an adult man until the day I die.

Name: AEA 2011-09-16 14:44

You've never seen that SOuth Park episode about the spirit of Michael Jackson possessing Kyle's brother, Ike, have you?
"I'm a girl. And I'm white. And I'm a child."
That's kinda like what you sound like.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 14:51

>>2
Maybe, but I don't want to be a loli so I can fuck shotas. I just want to play!

Name: AEA 2011-09-16 14:51

I wish I was Anonymous

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 21:44

If I were a little girl, I would have "experiment" with all my loli friends if you know what I mean. I mean that I would have softcore sex with them.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 21:59

>>1
>>5
Face it, even if you were lolies, you still wouldn't have any friends other than the neckbeard Anons that only want you to give them some anal.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 1:23

>>1,3-503,505,999,504,2 is a faggot

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-17 1:37

>>1
Post regged moot.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 1:59

They need to release the Nevermind album with a naked cunt on the cover instead.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 3:18

>>7
fuck you faggot

Name: RedCream 2011-09-17 4:16

"I wish to be the little girl."
-- moot a.k.a. Christopher Poole

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 6:09

>>11
"Your wish has been granted."
-- Shenron a.k.a. The Eternal Dragon

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 12:14

>>11

moot's real name is richard goins

Name: RedCream 2011-09-17 13:03

>>13
moot's real name is Christopher Poole
Corrected.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christopher_Poole

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 14:18

>>14

http://i.minus.com/idZkXw.jpg

U FAIL

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Name: RedCream 2011-09-17 14:42

>>15
Are you saying that the Wall Street Journal got the name wrong? And more than once?

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 20:20

>>16
Are you saying that it is impossible for journalist to use pseudonyms on the request of an informant? Poole isn't even a Jew name, while Goins is.

Name: : aka SFBE 2011-09-17 20:52

SuperFratBoyExtreme does NOT dream of being a little girl!!!! SHITHEAD!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 21:31

>>17
Poole isn't even a Jew name, while Goins is.
Wrong! Goins is an Irish name:
http://www.ancestry.com/facts/Goins-family-history.ashx

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 22:27

Anybody who thinks Christopher Pool is moot's real name is a tool and got trolled by the jew media. richard goins was confirmed as his real name a year ago at least.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 23:33

Wall Street Journal? More like Wall Street Jewnal.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 0:43

>>21
Could be expanded as: News Media? More like jew Media.

Name: RedCream 2011-09-18 1:14

DER FINGSTOOTZ FRUM DER VOODVERK OOT!

Name: SFBE 2011-09-18 7:57

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE JEW JOKES??!!!!!!! >8

Name: RedCream 2011-09-18 10:30

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE JEW CONTROL OF MEDIA AND FINANCE??!!!!!!! >8

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 10:34

Are half these threads made for the express purpose for being trolled at? Cause that was open invitation to

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 17:38

>>26
I am pretty sure that the OP is for real AND thought that ^/lounge/ might enjoy herself when reading and replying.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 15:05

Me too. I think that I would wear a red dress and go around giving panty shots to strange men and taunting them.

Or maybe I would go to Japan and enroll in school and await the rapings.

Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 15:31

If I were a little girl I would upgrade myself to a woman, then get a sex change. I am not a faggot.

I wish I were a little girl

1 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 14:38

2 Name: AEA 2011-09-16 14:44

3 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 14:51

4 Name: AEA 2011-09-16 14:51

5 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 21:44

6 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-16 21:59

7 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 1:23

8 Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2011-09-17 1:37

9 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 1:59

10 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 3:18

11 Name: RedCream 2011-09-17 4:16

12 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 6:09

13 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 12:14

14 Name: RedCream 2011-09-17 13:03

15 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 14:18

16 Name: RedCream 2011-09-17 14:42

17 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 20:20

18 Name: : aka SFBE 2011-09-17 20:52

19 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 21:31

20 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 22:27

21 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-17 23:33

22 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 0:43

23 Name: RedCream 2011-09-18 1:14

24 Name: SFBE 2011-09-18 7:57

25 Name: RedCream 2011-09-18 10:30

26 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 10:34

27 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-18 17:38

28 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 15:05

29 Name: Anonymous 2011-09-19 15:31