I wish I were a little girl

I wish I were a little girl. I would dress up in frilly dresses and have tea parties with my little girl friends. I would have sleepovers and pillow fights. When I slept it would be in a cute little nightie. I would have big, bright eyes and would charm every adult into giving me candy. I would wear cotton clothes and run outside on windy days for the great feeling of the air on my skin through the cloth.

^*Sigh* It will never happen though. I am doomed to be an adult man until the day I die.

You've never seen that SOuth Park episode about the spirit of Michael Jackson possessing Kyle's brother, Ike, have you?
"I'm a girl. And I'm white. And I'm a child."
That's kinda like what you sound like.