New league of trolls? Not really? But they sure as fuck pose a threat all their own.
Want to play Halo? Well they'd just as soon hack your Xbox before you turn it on so it could endlessly play hentai slideshows. How about that football game you and your friends play outside far away from your computer? Well if you've got your cellphone handy they'll bug it so next time you visit the field to play, Domo graffiti will be all over the bleachers. AND THEY NEVER SHOW THEIR FACES!!!
They step on an ogre's foot, though, they'll get crushed like everyone else. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED JAPANOPHILES!!!!
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:2011-09-13 21:21
>>2 Is this some kind of moronic sarcasm, threat, or both?
>>3-kun, it is actually all three, at once, if you can believe it. It is a thing that is separate and together. It is each part of many parts, yet a sum of those parts also.
I WILL FIGHT I LBRING MY SHOTGUN TIS A NICE ONE BERETTA 5 SHOT LEAVER ACTION.BRING IT ON
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SFBE2011-09-14 6:17
>>7 I didn't ask for feedback, asshole, as dinguses fucking suck at it.
>>5 See, this is why challenging Redcream isn't hard, but really unnecessary anyway. All his cryptic responses are taken out of ancient Greek literature, and to respond to this in a normal tone of language would make me look more moronic than usual.
So here's an abnormal response: FUCKING LUNATIC IS 4CHAN'S ANSWER TO BATMAN VILLAINS!!!!!
>>10 Since when has the internet been about winning?
Since the first pretentious retard (ie. you) used basic anonymity to make the first absurd claim, which some better person (ie. me) then trounced so completely that it is likely that some form of aneurysm occurred in the addled brain of the pretentious retard in question.
You want to challenge me at something?
No, since it is not really a challenge to cross swords with a mental midget like yourself. You have been owned, Sir, and it is now time for you to retreat in shame and self loathing as befits your perverse kind.
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SFBE2011-09-14 20:07
>>11 HEY, EVERYONE!! See this man? Yeah, the one with the name Redcream.
While dressing up as the Black Knight from Monty Python to every cosplay convention he ever went to, this man brought a REAL metal sword, bought off a museum smuggler. He appeared to have performed so badly on stage during the competition, he looked as though he screwed up the actual sketch by cutting King Arthur's limbs off, rather the other way around, when it was just a simple act of revenge on King Arthur's player for sleeping with his wife when he never got the chance. The King Arthur player's real name is Scott, and will never walk or have sex ever again.
Meanwhile this man continues to wield that metal sword in that Dark Knight costume and cut the tongues off of every guy in the nearest bathroom who yelled to his face he sucked big time.
>>14
There's no winning or losing unless there's a game involved. Speaking of games, shall we partake in the game of dicks?
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Steve!!rQeDeE8VaBD8kfj2011-09-14 22:04
Redcream goes after any other poster on /lounge/ who uses a name. I assume because he is impotent and wishes to be the alpha male of /lounge/. His viscous tirades against fellow namefriends often involves a torrent of /b/-memes (fail, derp, etc) and ASCII art he stole from pals of mine on usenet. The only times this doesn't occur is when the namefriend is actually a sock-puppet of Redcream himself (TheThreadShitter, Twentydongs, etc). This situation has made me afraid to post lest I get set upon with "FAILs" and "GTFOs" from Redcream. I'm not even trying to be top dog, Redcream - can't you let us namefriends in peace?
>>18 too newfag to remember Steve tries to correct Steve despite lack of knowledge
Nahh, fag. Lurk moar!
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Anonymous2011-09-14 23:41
>>19
Fuck Steve and fuck you. Go circlejerk on /vip/, faggot.
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Steve!!rQeDeE8VaBD8kfj2011-09-14 23:53
>>20
You are a troll. It's pathetic. A disgusting excuse for a human being who is only capable of getting any kind of validation of his existence by acting retarded on the web. A sad little boy who looks homosexual. Hey boy, it's called integrity, and you're doing it wrong.
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WOOOOO!mxVN60vy/k2011-09-15 3:34
Redcream goes after any other poster on /lounge/ who uses a name. I assume because he is impotent and wishes to be the alpha male of /lounge/. His viscous tirades against fellow namefriends often involves a torrent of /b/-memes (fail, derp, etc) and ASCII art he stole from pals of mine on usenet. The only times this doesn't occur is when the namefriend is actually a sock-puppet of Redcream himself (TheThreadShitter, Twentydongs, etc). This situation has made me afraid to post lest I get set upon with "FAILs" and "GTFOs" from Redcream. I'm not even trying to be top dog, Redcream - can't you let us namefriends in peace?
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Leo Vegas!6/6E0F/FUw2011-09-15 3:36
Yeah! I'm sick of redcream's reign of terror, it's time the named ones throw off their shackley-whackleys and fast!
RedCream don't tell me you approve of this faggot >>17,21.
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Steve!!rQeDeE8VaBD8kfj2011-09-15 7:28
>>32
Me and RedCream are actually good friends from usenet. Jokes on you, pal. Don't tell me you're in love the 'Cream?
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ApocalypticEscapeArtist2011-09-15 9:16
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I think it's very obvious that you don't fuck with women...fag >>17
RedCream has not gone after me yet, in fact, I think he may like me, although I DID have Red Cream on my left lip... Whaddya think RedCream? Do you like ze Artist? >>21
We are all trolls, we are just clever at doing so. >>24
Hurry up and get in the house dear, what are you doing out there with all those namefags, newfags, and plain-old fags? >>30
Aspirin and Butthurt Report Form >>33
I'm very in the with the 'Cream. It's the cream of the crop!
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ApocalypticEscapeArtist2011-09-15 9:17
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As for the original poast, wtfru talkin about kid?
You know this reminds me of the time BILLY that was once his name for many years i tried to stop batman but johnny always danced to milk for juicy innards of a mongoose because turtles love to beat monkeys hhaaah yes sir we do have doughnuts because our lovable soda ate the mancini of course he said that i would always win the game but then i forgot
although there are many reasons why i hsould always BATON DOWN THE HATCHES ARg doug is alive and well mis sampsons because she said ho ho ho merry shutup you ugly antler for i was the man who shot a buffalo while beating a dingo and thus he was once the man who yelled at that of course is which why you must always cross the county in a 99 dr pepper of course was beaten by the man with no hair for he laughed at little man does that look funny that fly is ok so here is how it works yes i know they have no bananas for this is of no nonsense now time FOR THE SOUND OF THE DONGsorting ok done THAT man si off kk senor senoir babot is the freek of man that was a good hotdog ok so of course hill bill dance the night away!
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Anonymous2011-09-15 12:34
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Anonymous2011-09-15 12:35
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:2011-09-15 13:52
>>34 I'm gonna ignore the rest of what you said, and just cut to "we are all trolls". That alone is enough for ogres to come out and roast you on the spit and have a fantastic troll-eating feast.