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Ogres vs Japanophiles

Name: SuperFratBoyExtreme 2011-09-13 11:22

New league of trolls?  Not really? But they sure as fuck pose a threat all their own.

Want to play Halo?  Well they'd just as soon hack your Xbox before you turn it on so it could endlessly play hentai slideshows.  How about that football game you and your friends play outside far away from your computer?  Well if you've got your cellphone handy they'll bug it so next time you visit the field to play, Domo graffiti will be all over the bleachers.  AND THEY NEVER SHOW THEIR FACES!!!

They step on an ogre's foot, though, they'll get crushed like everyone else.  YOU'VE BEEN WARNED JAPANOPHILES!!!!

Name: SFBE 2011-09-14 20:07

>>11 HEY, EVERYONE!!  See this man?  Yeah, the one with the name Redcream. 

While dressing up as the Black Knight from Monty Python to every cosplay convention he ever went to, this man brought a REAL metal sword, bought off a museum smuggler.  He appeared to have performed so badly on stage during the competition, he looked as though he screwed up the actual sketch by cutting King Arthur's limbs off, rather the other way around, when it was just a simple act of revenge on King Arthur's player for sleeping with his wife when he never got the chance.  The King Arthur player's real name is Scott, and will never walk or have sex ever again.

Meanwhile this man continues to wield that metal sword in that Dark Knight costume and cut the tongues off of every guy in the nearest bathroom who yelled to his face he sucked big time.

AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS!!!

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