Maybe I deserve to be banned in the eyes of God or the Flying Spaghetti Monster. But you, with your many 4chan names, telling me I am officially banned from this site is like a football player's agent involuntarily acting in his place on the field, trying and failing to throw passes scoring touchdowns and all, and getting severely pummeled by rival pigskin musclemen only to impress his recently divorced wife.
When I am OFFICIALLY banned, the 4chan admins will track my comp and send me an email reading "YOU ARE OFFICIALLY BANNED".
>>15 From what I can gather, any dick troll who purposely misspells his words and calls you or anyone "poopdicknuts" should not be trusted, for he is waiting with a cannon outside your doorstep so he can launch you either into space without a space suit or impaled right on the Washington monument in that infamous bloody fashion for all to see.
THAT ALONE PUTS TROLLS IN A WORSE POSITION THAN TERRORISTS!!!!!!!