You, stop acting as administrator

Maybe I deserve to be banned in the eyes of God or the Flying Spaghetti Monster.  But you, with your many 4chan names, telling me I am officially banned from this site is like a football player's agent involuntarily acting in his place on the field, trying and failing to throw passes scoring touchdowns and all, and getting severely pummeled by rival pigskin musclemen only to impress his recently divorced wife.

When I am OFFICIALLY banned, the 4chan admins will track my comp and send me an email reading "YOU ARE OFFICIALLY BANNED".

Till then, enough of this phony shit.

Caulfield was mainly a whiny fag. That book should only be read by teenagers.