Taco Hell

Taco Bell may be hell if you eat there, but it's worse if you work there. Today, ever other order was a muthaluvin party pack, "PARTY PACK!" and our drive through was wrapped around like Mr. Lolilover's arms around a 6 year old nymphet, and we were backed up more than his shit. Anyway, here are some tips to ease our unappreciated employee worktime, so you'll have less of a chance of getting a shit,blood,cum,and snot burrito, instead of a bean,redsauce,onions,and cheddar burrito. (Yes, you may insert RedCream joke here.)

A) If it's not on the menu, don't ask for it. We don't have it. And yes, we're "So sorry, sir."

B) Please read the friggin menu to know exactly the NAME what you want to buy. We don't have a "cheesy 5-layer wrap", or even a "XXL Taco Bell Nachos". Things like that just make us laugh.

C) Please know how to pronounce the item. Taquitos are not pronounced "DUH-gwih-DERS".

D) You get the proportioned amount. You want more? You're payin for it.

E)Please keep up-to-date with our featured items. We get new ones every month, so no, we don't have your cantina tacos, XXL Chalupas, Enchilada Burritos, Shrimp Tacos and definitely not your beloved "Beefy Crunchy Frito Burritos".

F)We don't have green onions or black olives anymore.

G) Get your food and get out. Don't eat your food in the drive thru. Ask for sauce packets at the speaker, or while paying (btw, having exact change would help).

H)Expect food to get more lazily put together as the night progresses. We're tired people. Also, if you're ordering for half the population of Mexico, expect a few items to be missing, especially if each item is "special". And you should probably expect all the mexicans to look at you like wtf?

I(dont)really(give)a(fuck)but yes the beef is real, the case was whether or not Taco Bell beef could be called beef because only 80% or so was beef. The rest is seasoning. No, it doesn't have extenders and silicon dioxide is not sand. Chemistry lesson:
2Hydrogen+1Oxygen=Water
1Hydrogen+1Oxygen=Hydrocloric Acid.
Just cuz it says silicon, doesn't mean silica.

Okay, I'm done bitching for now. Equipping the troll tromper.

get shit on dude, you just got pwned like the subhuman pansy you are

Why don't you carry the XXXL Semen Nacho Bell Burrito Supreme Grande anymore? No one else serves it with such rich semen flavor.

Taco Bell could sell Buttitos, and you fuckers would still eat them.

Don't have taco bell in England. I always wondered what it tastes like.

>>5
Is it true that English cuisine tastes awful?

>>6
Yes. It is total garbage and I long for the day that I can emigrate to the United States of America so that I may savor the taste of delicious Taco Bell.

>>5
It tastes fine at first, but it makes you feel sick a couple hours after eating it.

>>8
it makes you feel sick a couple hours after eating it.
That's a nice way to say that it makes your asshole bleed.

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I'm still wondering why you throw such shitstorm tantrums when I spell this word as D-U-R-P. >:

>>11
Imagine that you are strapped to a table, and then we take a hammer and chisel to your skull, opening up a hole. We then fuck that hole. Fancy that.

>>12
No double space after full stop ⇔ RedCream cloan.