Name: PartyPackPost-er 2011-09-10 3:42
Taco Bell may be hell if you eat there, but it's worse if you work there. Today, ever other order was a muthaluvin party pack, "PARTY PACK!" and our drive through was wrapped around like Mr. Lolilover's arms around a 6 year old nymphet, and we were backed up more than his shit. Anyway, here are some tips to ease our unappreciated employee worktime, so you'll have less of a chance of getting a shit,blood,cum,and snot burrito, instead of a bean,redsauce,onions,and cheddar burrito. (Yes, you may insert RedCream joke here.)
A) If it's not on the menu, don't ask for it. We don't have it. And yes, we're "So sorry, sir."
B) Please read the friggin menu to know exactly the NAME what you want to buy. We don't have a "cheesy 5-layer wrap", or even a "XXL Taco Bell Nachos". Things like that just make us laugh.
C) Please know how to pronounce the item. Taquitos are not pronounced "DUH-gwih-DERS".
D) You get the proportioned amount. You want more? You're payin for it.
E)Please keep up-to-date with our featured items. We get new ones every month, so no, we don't have your cantina tacos, XXL Chalupas, Enchilada Burritos, Shrimp Tacos and definitely not your beloved "Beefy Crunchy Frito Burritos".
F)We don't have green onions or black olives anymore.
G) Get your food and get out. Don't eat your food in the drive thru. Ask for sauce packets at the speaker, or while paying (btw, having exact change would help).
H)Expect food to get more lazily put together as the night progresses. We're tired people. Also, if you're ordering for half the population of Mexico, expect a few items to be missing, especially if each item is "special". And you should probably expect all the mexicans to look at you like wtf?
I(dont)really(give)a(fuck)but yes the beef is real, the case was whether or not Taco Bell beef could be called beef because only 80% or so was beef. The rest is seasoning. No, it doesn't have extenders and silicon dioxide is not sand. Chemistry lesson:
2Hydrogen+1Oxygen=Water
1Hydrogen+1Oxygen=Hydrocloric Acid.
Just cuz it says silicon, doesn't mean silica.
Okay, I'm done bitching for now. Equipping the troll tromper.
A) If it's not on the menu, don't ask for it. We don't have it. And yes, we're "So sorry, sir."
B) Please read the friggin menu to know exactly the NAME what you want to buy. We don't have a "cheesy 5-layer wrap", or even a "XXL Taco Bell Nachos". Things like that just make us laugh.
C) Please know how to pronounce the item. Taquitos are not pronounced "DUH-gwih-DERS".
D) You get the proportioned amount. You want more? You're payin for it.
E)Please keep up-to-date with our featured items. We get new ones every month, so no, we don't have your cantina tacos, XXL Chalupas, Enchilada Burritos, Shrimp Tacos and definitely not your beloved "Beefy Crunchy Frito Burritos".
F)We don't have green onions or black olives anymore.
G) Get your food and get out. Don't eat your food in the drive thru. Ask for sauce packets at the speaker, or while paying (btw, having exact change would help).
H)Expect food to get more lazily put together as the night progresses. We're tired people. Also, if you're ordering for half the population of Mexico, expect a few items to be missing, especially if each item is "special". And you should probably expect all the mexicans to look at you like wtf?
I(dont)really(give)a(fuck)but yes the beef is real, the case was whether or not Taco Bell beef could be called beef because only 80% or so was beef. The rest is seasoning. No, it doesn't have extenders and silicon dioxide is not sand. Chemistry lesson:
2Hydrogen+1Oxygen=Water
1Hydrogen+1Oxygen=Hydrocloric Acid.
Just cuz it says silicon, doesn't mean silica.
Okay, I'm done bitching for now. Equipping the troll tromper.