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who's about it, /lounge/?

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>>2-kun, DON'T sage a weed thread.

>>3
But sage is a weed.

>>4
MY ANUS IS A WEED

Am I the only non-pothead on the Lounge? I feel left out.

>>6
There is me also.  I even murdered a dealer in another thread.

I punched a queer today.

>>8
That's nice.

>>9
Jeepers!  Doesn't sound very nice to me!  No sir!

>>10
I was being sarcastic. I should write an RFC on how to transfer sarcasm OVER THE WWW

>>8
That's great. No sarcasm.

>>12
Terrible!

>>9-11,13 is your nose still bleeding?

>>14
I haven't had my nose bleed in nearly a decade. There's no reason why it should be bleeding.

>>15
>>8 punched you.

>>1-16 All of you, as usual. >:

>>17
( ≖‿≖)

>>17
I have been smoking weed for seventeen years motherfucker, and I'm not about to stop now.

>>16
I'm pretty sure I would have noticed that. Are you suggesting that >>15 has written up an RFC that details an Internet protocol that can be used to transfer a physical punch?

>>19
Have you tried cooking with it yet? It'll save you a lot of jew golds because you only need a fraction of what you would smoke to get the same effect.

>>21
Poorfag/jew detected

>>21
Yeah, I've made cannabutter before a few times. I wouldn't say it's any cheaper really though because to have it any good you need a couple of ounces in there. It will fuck your shit up like no other weed high though, highly recommended.

why would I want my shit up fucked

>>24
I'm not expert but it's probably got something to do with your gay ways.

>>22
fag
Hold it there Kodak! We don't $fag around here!

>>23
It's cheaper if you take less to get the same effect. People tend to take too much of it because it takes quite a while to kick in (which happens to also be its disadvantage).

>>22,24-26
Kill yourself faggot.

>>27
NO THANK YOU

>>27
It's cheaper if you take less to get the same effect. People tend to take too much of it because it takes quite a while to kick in

No son, once me and a friend dropped an entire plant in there and then also an ounce of bud (not schwag) from another plant. Made an evilly strong batch. I've never been so high in my life, not even from the skuff resin you make from rolling the THC crystals off your fingers whilst cropping. I fucking saw god, and didn't even feel like I was throwing a whitey. Truly beautiful.

It's a completely different high dude.

If you continue getting high I am going to call the RCMP on you!

>>31
Why do you never use your tripcode anymore?

>>32
What tripcode!

>>31
I live in a country where it's completely legal to grow, possess and consume high-THC marijuana. Call the cops, see if I care.

>>29
It sounds to me like you just took WAAAAA~1.AAY too much of it, dude. Don't just take my word for it, listen to some professional potheads: http://torrentz.eu/6b5129144595b3a32105e69f5a9f4e5e6b50b6c2

>>34
Im going to email moot! From the CIA!

>>34
I didn't take waaaay too much of it at all. I took just the right amount. Seriously, try it sometime man. It's something else.

>>34
C:\> DELETE WAAAAA~1.AAY
File not found

C:\> UNDELETE WAAAAA~1.AAY
Fagstorm detected

>>37
C:\>
5/10

>>36
I have. Maybe my stuff's too weak or my biology is different. Is that even possible? OH GOD was I adopted?!

>>39
Well, what method are you suing to make the cannabutter?

Here's L33tUK's special recipe.

Take two bars of butter and four cups of water. Mix them together in a mahoosive pan and heat until they are all mingled together.

Dump in your bud. At least an ounce or it's just not fucking worth it, I recommend two ounces. Fuck, I recommend three.

Now, SIMMER, NOT BOIL for four hours. Very important you do not boil, as this will burn goodness off.

After those four hours are done, something to use to filter the gloop. You're supposed to use a towel or something but I generally use a fucked T-shirt. Whatever, make sure the cloth is clean.

Now, pour all the plant matter and gloop through the filter into a bowl. Throw the plant matter that is left int he filter away. It will have no THC in it, and it's covered in butter so you can't smoke it.

In case you didn't know, THC is fat soluble not water soluble, so the THC has gone into the butter.

There will be a greeny oily water there. Put it in the fridge overnight. The next day, it will have separated into two parts, a big block of green evil butter on the top, and the water underneath. Pour the water away, it is useless.

What you are left with is the [u][i][b]MAD NOTES!!![/i][/u] If it was in a barfight it would take out the entire room with one roundhouse kick. Be careful with it. Make some brownies with it ^_^ I like having it with marmite on toast as well, the tastes go well together.

If you didn't follow these instructions, your method may well have been weak son, and you're doing it wrong. If so, try this method! Then bake some brownies with a quarter to half of the butter (depends on the recipe really) and scarf them all down with a friend. Don't make any fucking plans, within half an hour you're going to be glued to your chair. Within an hour you'll see god.

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>>40-41
Wow, no wonder you got megabaked. If you use a quarter of the resulting butter in a single recipe and eat half of it in one shot, you're chugging down 7 fucking grams of it. It's obviously not dangerous, but it's really overkill. I usually make it so I get about 1g/portion, 2g tops.

>>42
Dude, when I did that recipe the first time, we put in an ENTIRE PLANT, bud, leaf, stem and all, then sprinkled another ounce of bud on top from another plant.

It was fucking rocketfuel, most likely far far more than seven grams a pop.

Seriously, try it motherfucker. It's a trip ;)

I'm so high right now I can't even check my doubles anymore.

>>43
Dear sir, you are a fool.

>>45
I don't know where you heard that, but it isn't true.

>>46
He deduced it from your decision of wasting all that fucking weed; you don't need more than 1-2 g to get really fucking high if you eat it.  If you need more than that, it's because you developed physiological tolerance from repeated daily use over a long period of time, and you should probably take a break for a week or two.

Well, either that or your weed has very low THC content.

>>46
RedCream told me! so it must be true!

>>47
It's not a waste at all, you should try it. Like no high you've ever known.

>>50
I can confirm this.

>>50
Retarded halfwit.

>>52
I hope you get involuntarily committed by the JEWS.

>>53 i hope you get AIDs nigger!