Using the toilet seat? U are filth

I felt disgusted when I sat on the toilet seat even at home. YOU KNOW people pee on it and just clean it with paper after that. I used to get these weird itches on the insides of my thighs after using the toilet and had to get a shower immediately. Fucking disgusting.

Plus, my dick used to touch the slimy, dirty, cold inside of the front of the toilet. I had to put toilet paper between my dick and the toilet.

Life is good now.

I felt disgusted when I sat on OP's mother's ass even at home. YOU KNOW people pee on it and just clean it with paper after that. I used to get these weird itches on the insides of my thighs after using the ``toilet'' (I often referred to her pussy as the ``toilet'', though that might be regarded as an insult to toilets) and had to get a shower immediately. Fucking disgusting.

Plus, my dick used to touch the slimy, dirty, cold inside of OP's mother. I had to put toilet paper between my dick and the toilet.

Life is good now.

"U" is a letter in the latin alphabet. There's nothing filthy about it.

>>2
I sat on OP's mother's ass
fail

>>2
To add to >>4's analysis, you also fail because you put that unwieldy, out of place explanation in parenthesizes right in the middle of your parody. Awful attempt, son. Please never attempt humor again, thank you.

>>2
``toilet''
And don't think your faggot-quotes weren't noted.

In other news, I like to talk about how filthy disgusting the food in my refrigerator is!!!!

Seriously though, I've encountered an asshole slob on another forum who said just that.  Likely you won't believe me though as no one on forums believe or even remotely trust each other. >:

How long does it take for piss to land on the seat?

I always spray a little bleach on the toilet before use.

>>5
It wasn't humour. I was serious. OP is truly a faggot.

>>9-kun, that is strange, since I pee on the toilet after use for that reason. Urine is sterile and slightly acidic.

>>11
Urine may be sterile at first, but bacteria gets in it after a while, which is why it starts to smell worse and turn darker after some time.

>>12-kun, so does your commentary. I recommend a shot of tetradoxadrene.

>>13
wow you fag

I like licking the peanuts of the toilet seats, sometimes corn too.

>>14-san, your uncontrolled outbursts are just the thing that requires a regimen of doses of trimethylphren. Those come in handy capsules.

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>>16
go suck a dick, fag

>>6
Minima Irene porosity barren bikini plaza weave!

Piston neuter lambda bromine endogenous sanicle Libreville Bonaparte episode oh. Adulate complicate dizzy wold Oxford mitral.

Perforce handout tollgate anyhow beaux. Poach parsimonious. Geoffrey fanout Milan Riordan...

>>6
Homophobe.