Using the toilet seat? U are filth

I felt disgusted when I sat on the toilet seat even at home. YOU KNOW people pee on it and just clean it with paper after that. I used to get these weird itches on the insides of my thighs after using the toilet and had to get a shower immediately. Fucking disgusting.

Plus, my dick used to touch the slimy, dirty, cold inside of the front of the toilet. I had to put toilet paper between my dick and the toilet.

Life is good now.

>>14-san, your uncontrolled outbursts are just the thing that requires a regimen of doses of trimethylphren. Those come in handy capsules.