Why does Microsoft feel that every 4 years, it must rearrange all the commands and options in a product that many have just begun to master? My best guess is that the product only needs some bugfixing/refactoring/enhancement, but nobody's going to shell out $350 for a product that doesn't visibly look new. It's not just Word... it's Windows, it's every piece of shit that comes out of their advanced fecal labs in Redmond.
This is a racket between Microsoft and IT departments, IMO. You have a bunch of people who get paid to upgrade software (IT workers). Microsoft gets paid to sell software. What will they possibly lobby for except to install the same software over and over again, repackaging it so that it looks new? Fuckers.
*They're only enjoyable to have around up to the age of 40. After that, it's nothing but miserable nagging and waking up next to Skeletor until you die. They start to act this way once they realize that they're no longer beautiful high-schoolers.
*They invent drama in a relationship when they're bored.
*They use their vagina as a bargaining tool to get you to do chores/shopping/various shit you don't want to do
*They think they're entitled to spend your money you earned working at your job on clothes, objects d'art, and other bullshit
*They usually outlive you by 15-20 years, so they'll spend the last decade of their life living off your money
*They can't handle electronics, cars, appliances, etc.
*They expect you to be there and watch your baby being born. As if you wanted to see all that nasty blood and aminotic fluid
*They take forever in the bathroom or to get dressed or get ready to go anywhere
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!L33tUKZj5I2011-08-19 15:49
>>26
I like lxde. xfce used to be really lightweight but it's kind of not now. When I want to really make it incomprehensible to other users (you know we all like doing this sometimes) I'll use awesome instead.
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Anonymous2011-08-19 16:23
>>28 make it incomprehensible to other users
Not using Windows = Mission accomplished.
>>27
Dude, WTF? You are supposed to be there for your woman while she's giving birth to make her feel protected and safe. If you're that much of an asshole, why have kids with her in the first place? Other than that, I agree.
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Anonymous2011-08-19 18:23
>>27 agree on every point o god tell it like it is, waking up next to skeletor, o god i wish i never married it has turned in to a living hell and there is no escape when all the lawyers are waiting to rape you in divorce court
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!L33tUKZj5I2011-08-19 18:28
>>31
My Father has relished in telling em more than once that when I was born he was down the pub. He got a phone call that it was a boy and he bought a round for everyone there.